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How to Cope with Skyrim Addiction

Posted on Wednesday, November 30 @ 10:20:19 Eastern by


Hi,

My name's Anthony, and I'm hopelessly addicted to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

It all started as a little harmless dragon slaying, but now, it's affecting all aspects of my life, especially my health. I'm not sleeping, I rarely eat anything aside from what I find in my travels, I hold my pee until it burns with the intensity of a dual-cast Master Destruction Flames spell. I'm up all hours of the night. When I do finally make it to bed, I stare at the ceiling, dreaming of weapon enchantments, ingredients for potions, and embarking on epic quests. I'm delusional. I'm even beginning to see perks to upgrade when I gaze into the night sky.

But I'm not only neglecting myself, I'm neglecting my family, too. I spend more time in bed with my Nord wife, than I do with my real wife. After all, sleeping next to her doesn't boost my skills at all. I've begun shouting at my daughter, as many as three words at once! I am so over-encumbered with shame.

The truth is, I don't plan on stopping anytime soon, there are far too many miscellaneous quests on my list. I just need help coping until I've reached a higher level. Also, the withdrawals scare the stamina out of me. Does anyone know of an alchemy recipe that will remove the poison of night sweats and cold-turkey shivers?

Skyrim really is overtaking my life. How do you cope with your Skyrim addiction?

Related Games:   The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Tags:   Skyrim, Goodies


Comments
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Its not an addiction! I can quit whenever I want to. Seriously!
    Itdoesn'treallyruleallofmylifeImeanIhavetostoptoworksot​hatIhavemoneytopayelectricityandphoneandmicrosoftpointsforwh​entheDLCcomesout!
    Not a problem at all.......
    Whats that smell?
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Whenever your wife or kid is about to catch you playing Skyrim, just fast travel.

    As for a potion, try pufferfish and essence of cottonmouth. *evil grin*
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:09 am
    This is unrelated but, what happened to the awesome black background?
  • SpitefulSerpent5
    SpitefulSerpent5

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Anthony, you can do this one of two ways:

    The Hard Way:
    You must admit you have a problem. Your Skyrim use has clearly grown out of control. Using Shouts at your daughter is completely unacceptable. Thankfully, children are invulnerable. The lack of sleep is foolish for both your help and your quest to level. A few hours of sleep in a bed you own will give you the Well-Rested perk, which will help you gain experience that much faster! Put some levels into stamina, and maybe invest in the Restoration tree - with the right perk, spells can heal your stamina as well.

    You need to start weaning yourself off. I suggest giving yourself quest limits every day and slowly decreasing over time. It's perfectly acceptable to indulge in some light Oblivion use to help deal with the cravings. Under NO circumstances should you do the same with Morrowind, as it is a vastly superior game to Oblivion and will merely INCREASE your cravings. Don't give up! If Paarthurnax can fight his nature, so can you!
  • SpitefulSerpent5
    SpitefulSerpent5

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    The Easy Way:
    As our alcoholic friends would say, addiction is just a disease like any other. Thus a simple Potion of Cure Disease could solve all of your problems! I would suggest the Riverwind Trader or Arcadia's Cauldron in Whiterun. You could make it yourself using Vampire Dust and Mudcrab Chitin.

    Or you could try religion. I've heard those who pray to any of the Eight Divines for favor can receive such blessings. Talos will grant that as well, but keep that on the DL, I'm pretty sure the Thalmor are monitoring this site...
  • t1pz0r
    t1pz0r

    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    I just embrace my addiction, no need to deny one self from the incredibleness. It's like saying "Orgasms are too awesome, I better quit that!".
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Nov 30th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    I nominate t1pz0r to The People Speak for that one.

    And me too.
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Dec 1st, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    My housemate played it for a day then deleted it. He's too busy with work to have a game this dangerous lying around... as a result, I'm now playing his copy.... If I could squeeze in another hour before my eyes fell out I'd be on there right now but I've got to go to bed and get my well rested bonus for tomorrow...
  • Primevalsoup
    Primevalsoup

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Jan 16th, 2012 at 4:21 am
    I have conquered the addiction: I asked my wife to hide the disc and 24 hours later I feel brilliant. Suddenly I can imagine exercising again. I even enjoyed the film I watched last night, rather than just sit there wishing I was trying to turn a profit collecting souls and enchanting weapons. I can see my future, and it's no longer an uncertain amorphous mass of never ending skyrim, it's the amorphous uncertainty of my real life. I don't even feel ill any more.

    It almost ruined my completion of a few work related tasks: pretending that doing said work wAs like building up xp in the real world and a chance to unlock perks only took me so far. Perhaps I need to learn to lie to myself better (writing a thousand words might make me better, but I have already unlocked 'touch typing' and the 'vaguely acceptable grammar after checking with ms word' perks.)
  • Primevalsoup
    Primevalsoup

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Jan 16th, 2012 at 4:24 am
    Then again the lies worked in skyrims favour: 'I'll just play a little bit while I eat breakfast... Oh hang on the entire day's gone by!' 'just a quick game to give me a break from work...'

    It had to end. I could never have weaned off. I recommend cold turkey all the way.

    My career hasn't been in so much jeopardy since Rome total war (in a fit of rage I snapped the disc in half. Crazy, but I do still have a job.)
  • chocolatepigbear
    chocolatepigbear

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Jan 21st, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    no skyrim just do what you want play if you want come to the real world if you want
  • Georgefleming123
    Georgefleming123

    Joined: Sep 2012
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2012 at 4:44 am
    Anthony! I am a fellow addict and it's amazing, (better than crack) just embrace the addiction it's the best game the world has ever seen (along with RDR) so just love it back, now go brother, the rim is calling you!

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