DAILY MANIFESTOHow to Cope with Skyrim AddictionPosted on Wednesday, November 30 @ 10:20:19 Eastern by Anthony Severino
![]() Hi, My name's Anthony, and I'm hopelessly addicted to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It all started as a little harmless dragon slaying, but now, it's affecting all aspects of my life, especially my health. I'm not sleeping, I rarely eat anything aside from what I find in my travels, I hold my pee until it burns with the intensity of a dual-cast Master Destruction Flames spell. I'm up all hours of the night. When I do finally make it to bed, I stare at the ceiling, dreaming of weapon enchantments, ingredients for potions, and embarking on epic quests. I'm delusional. I'm even beginning to see perks to upgrade when I gaze into the night sky. But I'm not only neglecting myself, I'm neglecting my family, too. I spend more time in bed with my Nord wife, than I do with my real wife. After all, sleeping next to her doesn't boost my skills at all. I've begun shouting at my daughter, as many as three words at once! I am so over-encumbered with shame. The truth is, I don't plan on stopping anytime soon, there are far too many miscellaneous quests on my list. I just need help coping until I've reached a higher level. Also, the withdrawals scare the stamina out of me. Does anyone know of an alchemy recipe that will remove the poison of night sweats and cold-turkey shivers? Skyrim really is overtaking my life. How do you cope with your Skyrim addiction? Comments
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spartan317
Joined: Dec 2005
Itdoesn'treallyruleallofmylifeImeanIhavetostoptoworksothatIhavemoneytopayelectricityandphoneandmicrosoftpointsforwhentheDLCcomesout!
Not a problem at all.......
Whats that smell?
Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 2006
As for a potion, try pufferfish and essence of cottonmouth. *evil grin*
Bras
Joined: Jul 2008
SpitefulSerpent5
Joined: Mar 2009
The Hard Way:
You must admit you have a problem. Your Skyrim use has clearly grown out of control. Using Shouts at your daughter is completely unacceptable. Thankfully, children are invulnerable. The lack of sleep is foolish for both your help and your quest to level. A few hours of sleep in a bed you own will give you the Well-Rested perk, which will help you gain experience that much faster! Put some levels into stamina, and maybe invest in the Restoration tree - with the right perk, spells can heal your stamina as well.
You need to start weaning yourself off. I suggest giving yourself quest limits every day and slowly decreasing over time. It's perfectly acceptable to indulge in some light Oblivion use to help deal with the cravings. Under NO circumstances should you do the same with Morrowind, as it is a vastly superior game to Oblivion and will merely INCREASE your cravings. Don't give up! If Paarthurnax can fight his nature, so can you!
SpitefulSerpent5
Joined: Mar 2009
As our alcoholic friends would say, addiction is just a disease like any other. Thus a simple Potion of Cure Disease could solve all of your problems! I would suggest the Riverwind Trader or Arcadia's Cauldron in Whiterun. You could make it yourself using Vampire Dust and Mudcrab Chitin.
Or you could try religion. I've heard those who pray to any of the Eight Divines for favor can receive such blessings. Talos will grant that as well, but keep that on the DL, I'm pretty sure the Thalmor are monitoring this site...
t1pz0r
Joined: May 2008
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
And me too.
MarkyBee
Joined: Mar 2007
Primevalsoup
Joined: Jan 2012
It almost ruined my completion of a few work related tasks: pretending that doing said work wAs like building up xp in the real world and a chance to unlock perks only took me so far. Perhaps I need to learn to lie to myself better (writing a thousand words might make me better, but I have already unlocked 'touch typing' and the 'vaguely acceptable grammar after checking with ms word' perks.)
Primevalsoup
Joined: Jan 2012
It had to end. I could never have weaned off. I recommend cold turkey all the way.
My career hasn't been in so much jeopardy since Rome total war (in a fit of rage I snapped the disc in half. Crazy, but I do still have a job.)
chocolatepigbear
Joined: Jan 2012
Georgefleming123
Joined: Sep 2012