How To Sum Up A 13 Hour Day Of Overstimulation
Posted on Monday, June 14 @ 22:31:09 PST by Duke_FerrisHell, I've known half this stuff for the last 3 weeks, but just wasn't allowed to talk about it. It all gets jumbled up; and I am a small bear of very little brain. Much easier for me now that i don't have to keep secrets.
Project Natal is now called Kinects. I think it's awesome as a functional interface, and less awesome for games. There is a 360 slim, same price. ESPN is coming to Xbox Live for no extra charge. Cancel your cable. I am currently cuddling with a "Kinectamals" plush cat. Fear for your children. (Because of Microsoft, not me, you perverts)
There is almost no internet to be found in downtown L.A.
Crysis 2 is full 3D. It's actually very cool but still won't convince me to toss my perfectly good HDTV. NFS Hot Pursuit is getting a reboot. The new Harry Potter game is a duck and cover shooter I am calling Gears of Harry Potter. The Old Republic is giving us all our own spaceship (for $12 a month, he predicts). Madden is getting some new way to call plays that Joe Montana tried to explain to me.
Finally Toy Story 3 is great. Does Pixar ever F-up? I suddenly have a shadenfreude moment where I want them to make a Deuce Bigalow movie. Also, they played a short feature called Night & Day that was incredible and I hope it shows when the film comes out.
There's a party right now with some kind of rapper called M&M's. But screw that. I'm getting ready for some games tomorrow morning. Peace out. Word. Yo. Say hello to your mother for me.
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