Hulk Hogan Appears At E3, Dashes My Hopes
Posted on Tuesday, June 7 @ 19:55:42 Eastern by Josh_Laddin
Pictured: My rage (artist's rendition)
This manifesto was destined for greatness. It was going to have awesome pics and cool Hulk references, brother. It was going to be full of win. But Majesco chose to dick around with me and thus it'll be full of sadness of vitriol instead. I'll be honest, I was more excited about meeting Hulk Hogan at this E3 than anything else. Majesco's pre-E3 email stated the following:
Hulk will be at the show with Majesco Entertainment promoting his starring role in the newly announced game Hulk Hogan’s Main Event coming to Kinect for Xbox 360, and will be shaking hands and posing for photos with legions of Hulkamaniacs as he makes his way around the show floor!Fuck. Yes. Right? Well, apparently Majesco thinks it's fun to mess with my hopes and dreams. I was all set to flex next to Hulk in my very own awesome photo. But Hulk showed up in the hallway for literally five minutes, walking toward the Majesco meeting room, and all we could do was hound him like a cloud of nerdy Paparazzi before he disappeared into the meeting room where the Hulkster "would be in private meetings all day".
It was then that the Majesco peon at the door told us that Hulk was supposedly on the show floor for half an hour prior to this, which would have been pretty important information to have included in their fucking promotional email instead of telling us to stake out that hallway after his actual appearance. This pic of Hulk as he walked by was all I ended up with:
So fuck you, Majesco. You brought this angry rant from a... highly reputable media professional upon your own heads. You don't give me my biggest expectation for E3 only to turn around and shit all over it. I hope no one visits your booth or gives a shit about your games. In fact, I wish you could see me right now, cause my shirt is totally all torn off in anger.
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