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If In a Locked Room With Girls, Something Might Happen

Posted on Monday, October 31 @ 02:08:28 Eastern by Heath_Hindman

Child pornography vendor and part-time video game industry member D3 Publisher has just released its highly anticipated 3DS title, If in a Locked Room With a Female Child, ____ Might Happen (from the pronunciation: Onna no Ko to Heya ni Itara, ___ Shichau Kamoshirenai), or as it's written in Japanese (a bunch of fucked up lines going everywhere).

Let there be no mistake, this game is targeted at old men wanting to see some underage girls. I'm sure some PR cat would smoothtalk some people into thinking otherwise, but screens don't lie.

Between this and highly suggestive Dream Club DLC, D3 is really stepping its game up (read: down) lately.

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Tags: 3DS

Comments

Masterwabbit
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 8:58 am
*does a quick Google check*
There's approximately 6,559 miles of land and ocean combined between me and Japan.
So why do I have the feeling that's not enough?

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 8:22 pm
As soon as I read the first sentence I was like DUDE NO! THE FBI IS WATCHING!

Then I read the rest. Phew. Too close.

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StickyGreenGamer
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 9:07 am
I understand that cultures across the globe are much different, and that some things that are not acceptable here in the U.S. are acceptable elsewhere. Surely, this is not acceptable anywhere...

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HK-47
Joined: Jun 2007

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 2:00 pm
It's not so much that it's a child porno game but it's a highly anticipated child porno game. On a portable, for pedophilia on the go.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I hate these articles about this topic. I guess I should stop reading them. I feel like I need a shower now.

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NecroWolf
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Heh, Japan's sexual revolution is fun to watch, never thought I'd see one, last one was in the 60s, before I was born. *Eats popcorn* Kinda amusing to witness.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 4:30 pm
It will end with smoldering ruins, wild packs of stray dogs ruling the streets and tiny white cotton panties aflame hanging like flags.

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cyberjim2000
Joined: Feb 2010

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 5:31 pm
"If in a Locked Room With Girls, Something Might Happen".

Learning?

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Lenin17301
Joined: Jan 2007

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Wait, is this the same D3 Publisher that released Dream Trigger 3D?

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