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Before Microsoft and Sony do something regarding their future in the video game business, I wanted to write, and I've wanted it for a long time now, but other things kept getting in my way, and fearing that tomorrow might be too late, today will have to do.
Months ago,...
Having passed out my grade for Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, I'm pretty happy to announce that we're actually giving two lucky haiku-scribes a copy of the game! So. Did you win? Uhhh, I don't know! Here are the winning Haikus:
You know just because you write many verses in one post isn't really fallowing the spirit of the contest. They ask for a 3 line Haiku. So even if you do post all that and its decent and maybe it even all good, that doesn't mean you should sound grumpy because you don't get picked. My view of this weekly thing has always been for fun and to hand out rewards to different people each week when they can.
To be blunt reading a post like this just makes me see you as a sore looser.
Breaking Haiku form just to speak to you Merlin. Sorry if I come across as a sore looser, that was me trying to be funny (unsuccessfully). And it has blinded you to my real tirade against being singled out for what I see as a harsh rebuke: LAZINESS! “In the end this should all just be for good fun, write a silly poem and call it a day win or loose.” What you suggest I do I had already done. I wrote a silly and very bad little poem confident in the knowledge I could not win. I don’t have an Xbox 360 and thus did not want the prize. I wrote that silly and very bad little poem just for the fun of it. If you look at the whole page I was the only person singled out for a red bordered retort. Maybe I am overly sensitive, do to some emotionally scaring things in my past, yet I feel as if I was held up for public ridicule, pilloried if you will. A simple apology is all I ask, and until I get it Daniel gets more haiku.
P.S. I think some of my 3 line only stuff was pretty good too. But then again what do I know?
@tiny: You think that was a harsh rebuke?! lol I was must messing with you buddy. I've sent you off on a haiku tirade the likes of which the world has never, and will never again, see. Don't worry! You'll win a haiku fridays eventually, and you've got more entries in The People Speak drawing than anyone else.
THE CAKE IS A LIE HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PIE NOW THE PIE IS GONE
oh god now tinymhg is rubbing off on me I'm going to Haiku everything now. I literally wrote that without thinking until I thought about it. Pity should of saved this for a portal Haiku Friday now lol.
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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Pressed this brand onto my head
My shame till I die.
It was not sloth, sir.
Lack of desire for the prize
guided what I wrote.
Haiku I do write
Attempting Freedom from shame.
Simply say you’re sorry.
At writing haiku
I may not be the best, but
better than the rest.
Some were bad, some good
Some smell as fish in the sun
yet I should have won
The fix is in. Humph.
Masterpieces did I write.
Beat out, ‘tis not right.
Merlin
Joined: Oct 2005
To be blunt reading a post like this just makes me see you as a sore looser.
Merlin
Joined: Oct 2005
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
A simple apology is all I ask, and until I get it Daniel gets more haiku.
P.S. I think some of my 3 line only stuff was pretty good too. But then again what do I know?
danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Merlin
Joined: Oct 2005
The fix is in. Humph.
Masterpieces did I write.
Beat out, ‘tis not right.
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Merlin
Joined: Oct 2005
mmmmm PIE
Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008
Merlin
Joined: Oct 2005
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PIE
NOW THE PIE IS GONE
oh god now tinymhg is rubbing off on me I'm going to Haiku everything now. I literally wrote that without thinking until I thought about it. Pity should of saved this for a portal Haiku Friday now lol.
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Cake or pie is fine with me. MMMMM…. Sugar
213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007
All comments above this line are terrible
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Everything between the two lines should be ignored.