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Kinect Can Make You Look Like a Jackass... I Mean a Jockey

Posted on Wednesday, August 31 @ 10:07:49 Eastern by Anthony Severino

Well, this is embarrassing. I know Kinect can make even the coolest of people look foolish... but this... there are no words in the English language that properly convey how lame this game makes you look. Even the actor can't keep a straight face. This is what it looks like when you're riding a horse... but with no horse.

Tags: Kinect, Goodies

Comments

stylekiller
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 10:33 am
Wow just wow, this just way too easy.

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stylekiller
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 11:27 am
Jesus my grammar is the equivalent of Dora the Explorer.

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JunkyArd
Joined: Aug 2006

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 11:20 am
I hate the kinect more and more each day...

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Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 11:27 am
It's like he's riding a co... umm.... coffee maker... yeah...

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stylekiller
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 11:27 am
You ride coffee makers?

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Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 11:31 am
Coffee makers grind.

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 7:51 pm
I hope his parents see it

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 31st, 2011 at 8:47 pm
So if you and your special lady attempted a position of love reserved for canines and other quadripeds while the kinect was playing this game how well do you think youd do in a race? That is that you have the stamina to finish said race.

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Sep 1st, 2011 at 9:16 am
Did anyone else get a chubby when the Asian came on? Totally didn't expect that.

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fizz4m
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Sep 1st, 2011 at 6:17 pm
If this game sells 10k copies, I will show my junk on the GR forums.

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