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LAN Hoodie Haiku Friday

Posted on Friday, September 3 @ 19:21:33 Eastern by

Comes with fingerless gloves and Hot Hands technology.


Hoodies rock. They keep you warm, make you cool, are this week's haiku theme, and turn you into an assassin if people are looking at you funny. This hoodie comes with hand warmers, places to hide your iPod or headphone wires, and pockets to place hand-warming heat packs to survive Icelandic LAN tournaments. I suggest shurikens instead, but I never told you that.

Last week's winners are acdibble and sliverstorm. PM Blake_Morse with your mailing address and with your choice of either a Xbox 360 or PS3 copy of Mafia II. The first person to email him gets their pick first.


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  • ein311
    ein311 - Joined: Aug 14, 2006
    Taking back hoodies
    From the clutches of hipsters
    Takes uber micro
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2010 at 8:12 pm
  • UglykitteN
    UglykitteN - Joined: Mar 30, 2006
    To quote MC Chris,
    "I'm a ninja, I'm a hood-
    ie ninja." WA-TAAA!
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting - Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    So long have I been
    a Teenage Hoodied Ninja,
    but not a turtle.

    youtube.com/watch?v=Qml1pwJk2hE

    Who better to talk
    about ninjistic hoodies
    than Ninja Nick Tan?
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme - Joined: Apr 18, 2009
    pockets full of yen
    shurikens and some kunai
    and also a gun
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 pm
  • Peanutkiller
    Peanutkiller - Joined: Oct 20, 2008
    Magical hoodie
    Meant for gamers in Iceland
    Help me in StarCraft?
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 3:15 am
  • Kijan
    Kijan - Joined: Aug 30, 2008
    A haiku devoted to my favorite clothing piece.

    Legendary cloth,
    made by everybody,
    for everyone.

    Hope you like. :)
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 3:32 am
  • cloudchaser1
    cloudchaser1 - Joined: Sep 4, 2010
    Pity the poor hoodie,
    most often in games,
    makes your hair disappear.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 6:57 am
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2 - Joined: Jan 29, 2009
    It's Ninja Nick Tan
    Leader of the Hoodie Clan
    Kills men with his hands

    Fights just like a ghost
    This Inner Party Co-host
    His kill score? The Most!
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 8:09 am
  • RoadieTrash
    RoadieTrash - Joined: Jul 31, 2006
    My GWAR hoodie smells
    Like my soul went into it
    Then shat on my chest
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 9:00 am
  • Nurgey
    Nurgey - Joined: Mar 20, 2006
    To be naked at an
    outdoor LAN party would be a bad
    fashion faux pas
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 9:52 am
  • lolwtferic
    lolwtferic - Joined: Sep 9, 2006
    "IT WAS THE SWEATER."
    Judge did not seem to agree
    With my alibi
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 11:32 am
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit - Joined: Mar 15, 2009
    Lan parties are fun.
    Wearing a hoodie to one?
    Would make the smell worse....
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
  • d_kism
    d_kism - Joined: Jun 7, 2010
    You find: "The Hoody"
    Equip item now? Hell yes!
    Skulkiness +1
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
  • Mistaza
    Mistaza - Joined: Oct 17, 2007
    Now wait a minute!
    They make hoods for LAN Parties?
    Well! Hook me up, please.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 5th, 2010 at 4:30 am
  • hanz007
    hanz007 - Joined: Dec 10, 2005
    Back to school time.
    First impressions are scary.
    Low profile hood action.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 5th, 2010 at 6:58 am
  • the_mighty_toast
    the_mighty_toast - Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    We must rid this town
    Of hoodie infestation.
    I'll hold them for you

    (Sorry, I love Hot Fuzz :P)
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 5th, 2010 at 11:34 am
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu - Joined: Apr 6, 2008
    Ah, Hooded Justice
    This here Watchmen reference
    Is not working out
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 6th, 2010 at 12:22 am
  • MindEclipse
    MindEclipse - Joined: Jan 9, 2008
    I am at work. Damn.
    It has been a long ass day.
    Cheer me up? Hoodie!
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2010 at 3:48 pm

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