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Listen To Deadpool Narrate His Official Game Announcement!
You can follow along below with this handy transcript that I took me an obscene amount of time transcribing because I care or something like that.
Hey, suits! Listen up! Cuz I've got pretty sweet news to break. I, Deadpool, today announce that I've decided to make a kick-ass, ass-kicking new video game based on the awesomingest superhero ever known to man, yours truly, me, Deadpool!
I know, I know, I peed myself a little with excitement just now too... yeah...
Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. What can I say? I've got skills. High Moon Studios has skills too. And I hired them to make my game because they're awesome! And so am I. But they're not quite as awesome as I am, if that's what you've heard.
Anyway, me and my game Deadpool with some cash-ul I borrowed Activision Publishing Inc., blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard Inc., blah, blah, blah, NASDAQ ATVI, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and some of the big cheeses (oh, I love cheese...) from Marvel Entertainment.
My Deadpool game will feature all of my favorite things:
Katanas, check. Crazy-shit-your-pants action, check. Hot chicks, check. Maybe some of my X-Men friends... probably not. Burritos, chimichangas, bouncy houses, and bouncy bewbs, and of course, me. Check, check, check, chickety-check-check, check, bang, bang!
Yours truly, Deadpool! Slated for 2013. There, happy?!