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Mario Rated "M" For Mature

Posted on Tuesday, April 10 @ 07:30:24 Eastern by Keri_Honea

What if Super Mario Bros. got a mature reboot but it still kept the same 8-bit graphics? The funny people at Dorkly decided to show us.

WARNING: Not exactly suitable for work

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Comments

tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 7:35 am
I think this is just a tad violent for the big N.

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Noritama
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 8:32 am
Gotta love dorkly

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 8:37 am
Haha. That was great. We're missing dark humor in our violent video games, which is all of them.

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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 11:40 am
Using Toad's head for a mushroom ftw.

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 11:59 am
Makes God Of War look like Rayman

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Apr 11th, 2012 at 3:24 am
Not sure if that's a good thing or bad.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
I approve of everything in this vid.

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Chunibrow
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Apr 10th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
I have to admit, I was waiting for peaches breasts

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moretokes
Joined: Apr 2011

Posted: Apr 15th, 2012 at 5:33 am
Go to new grounds .com and u can find a video where donkey kong steals peach and bangs her n see her breasts ... Mario is hilarious in the video ... They say u need to rescue the princess Mario n he like but that too much work I tired ... If u go to new grounds u should also look for matrix cartoon and halo cartoon

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