DAILY MANIFESTOMass Effect 3 Is So Gay, I'm S***ing RainbowsPosted on Friday, March 2 @ 13:51:38 Eastern by Nicholas Tan
![]() CVG released a YouTube video of a love scene in Mass Effect 3 between Commander Shepard and a male lover. The video has already been made private, but as Kotaku reports, it was being spammed with 1,320 dislikes to 292 likes. My reaction as a gay man? Uh huh... First off, I hear crap like this all the time. And really, they're YouTube comments. YouTube. I'm not sure if all of them are truly homophobes or just pricks with a keyboard. This is the Internet, yes? At any rate, I'm still befuddled by how much people can get so worked up over something that doesn't impact them at all. The only way a gay sex scene affects you is if you actually clicked on the video, knowing full well that it was called "Shepard Gay Sex Scene". If you're so angry about it, why did you click on it in the first place? No one forced the video down your throat and asked you to take it. I can go through all the complaints and counter them with logic, but I don't really care, mainly because the people who make those kind of complaints don't care about logic. I've heard all the complaints before: how sex shouldn't be in video games (yet murder should?), how gays spread AIDS (and straight people don't?), how gay sex would kill the human race (as if gays and lesbians wouldn't have sex with each other if we needed to), and how gays aren't natural (yet nearly every mammal species on the planet has had documented gay sex). It's just a broken record vs. broken record at this point. All this is just Internet rage -- a bunch of dicks voting with their... dicks. If it was "Shepard Lesbian Sex Scene", the replay button would have been, how would they say, raped. And for how much haters talk about gay sex, they should stop acting like annoying girlfriends and do it already. Yappity, yap, yap, yap, yap... My balls can't take it. Maybe this won't happen in my lifetime, but I can't wait for the day when people see something gay and just move on without giving two shits. I would rather talk about video games, anyway... Comments
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213EDD
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Not if I have anything to do with it!
tinymhg
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shandog137
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LawnGnome
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As far as gay rights go, we are doing so much better today in the US than even 10 years ago. Things are progressing a lot faster (and more smoothly) than civil rights did, and there will be an absolute sea change in the coming decades when you look at how much acceptance there is in the younger generations vs. the older ones (just have to wait for those bigots to die out). Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the like/dislike votes & comments for that YouTube posting was tampered with by an anti-gay organization. They've organized to tamper with online polls and other things in the past.
UghRochester
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Bras
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Ranim
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LinksOcarina
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I am bisexual and I think the gay Shepard is kind of stretching it, mainly because the character is established to be heterosexual in the previous games.
Stickyellowsock
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De-Ting
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Lien
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... And Kaiden is still alive i like to point out, still rocking his abs.
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Longo_2_guns
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Bioware's portrayal of gays is full of stereotypes and awful pandering. And that is my problem with it.
sliverstorm
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dirty_f
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That being said i do find it very weird that on this night of celebration of homosexuality that you get a lot of, what we call westies and bogans (hicks, rednecks and hillbillies i guess) come in to the city just to hate on the gays. I've never understood why they put so much effort into something like that? But then i also truly believe that all hate against gay people is really latent homosexuality anyway.
And this is all coming from a straight guy. I could tell you the problem is where you live, but you're talking about the internet, which happens to contain the single largest group of idiots in the world.
oblivion437
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The TV Tropes people call it bile fascination. When Howard Stern's radio show started hitting big, his most dedicated listeners were people who hated his show. Fans would listen for about an hour a day, haters for about two and a half hours. They listened for the same reason - they wanted to hear what he would say next. I don't understand it myself. If I find something repulsive I avoid it.
Mobius_Sean
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Anyone notice how no one gives one third of a **** about the female on female scenes, or worse, goes "That's haaaaawt." Show the other side of it and it's all "Ahmigawd Ahmigawd, did i just turn ghey???!!!"
As a straight guy, there's a few historical "gay" men I'd like these internet bigots to meet. We'll start with... any Spartan male who ever lived? In the unlikely event there are any left still alive after we can expand the list.
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Heath_Hindman
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^ According to news pundits, that is actually the one and ONLY thing homosexuals walk around trying to do.
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spartan317
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VIVA REVOLUTION!!!!
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youtube.com/watch?v=tGNhbDmidbg
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thewhiteark
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Spread the love people! Or just force it down people's throats while you ask them to take it.