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Mass Effect Monopoly Is Stellar, Not for Sale

Posted on Monday, January 2 @ 18:38:52 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

Someone over at DeviantArt went to the trouble of creating a Mass Effect version of Monopoly, complete with new pieces, properties, and money. I don't need to tell you how awesome that is. What's not awesome? Monopoly. I hate that fuckin' game.

Seriously, ask anyone that knows me! The second I have to mortgage anything, I want to quit. Right then and there. I'm done. What's the point of continuing? Do you know how hard it is to come back from that?! Maybe if Cerberus could help me rebuild all my houses and hotels I'd be more willing to continue the game.

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Related Games: Mass Effect 3

Tags: Mass Effect

Comments

sandineyes
Joined: May 2008

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012 at 6:59 pm
I agree with you completely on Monopoly. Every game I've ever played of it essentially ended the first time a person landed on a property with houses or a hotel.

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Masterwabbit
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Monopoly? Meh.
Risk? Bring it.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Fuck yeah Risk. Can never get anyone to play with me though. It's just as long and complex as Monopoly but with a much more satisfying end-game.

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Risk? Monopoly? Long and complex? I used to work in a tabletop gaming shop and you all amuse me. Try Twilight Imperium. We once played a single game that lasted 9 hours.

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Rinnon
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 10:49 pm
Diplomacy beats Risk any day of the week.

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Heath_Hindman
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2012 at 10:08 pm
There are no winners in Monopoly.

You want FANTASTIC board games and card games with real strategy to them, try these:
Citadels
Bang
Dominion
Heroclix
Agricola
Pandemic

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 11:27 am
That looks more like a list of Metal bands.

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MikeyVengeance
Joined: Nov 2007

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 am
Hells yeah to to Dominion, the expansions are great as well. Ankh Morpork and Fury of Dracula have been keeping the girlfriend and I busy for the past couple of months, highly recommended

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ReinhardtBII
Joined: Oct 2007

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 12:56 am
Ascending Empires is pretty damn cool too.

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 3:37 am
I loved Carcassonne, even though I only played it once ever. Also, Forbiddon Bridge

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MasterRabbi
Joined: May 2007

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 5:34 am
Going with the Forbidden theme, Forbidden Island is like Indiana Jones: The Board Game. Without the nuclear fridges and aliens...

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012 at 5:55 am
Now i want a mouse trap Bioshock and a Phoenix wright Cluedo!

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