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Home Manifesto Mortal Kombat Haiku Fridays

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Mortal Kombat Haiku Fridays

Posted on Friday, April 22 @ 17:20:22 Eastern by Blake_Morse
You're not going to believe this, but somehow we have an extra 360 copy of the new Mortal Kombat game lying around, doing nothing but taking up space (stupid game!) So we thought maybe one of you guys would be kind enough to take it off our hands for us. We know you're all the generous types and are always looking for ways to help us out.

But not everyone can have the privilege of doing such a good deed. So we're going to have to filter through all the entries with a haiku contest!

Just leave your 5-7-5 poem in the comments section below and then come back next Friday to see if you're the big winner.

This weeks Iron Haiku ingredient is... Mortal Kombat!!! Tell us about your favorite character, fatality, if you liked MK 2 more than MK 3. Whatever you want. Just remember: Only one of you will achieve a flawless victory.


 


Last weeks winner is hanz007! PM me with your mailing address to claim your prizes!
Related Games:   Mortal Kombat
Tags:   mortal kombat, haiku fridays


Comments
  • jackpumpkinhead
    jackpumpkinhead
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Game Revolution
    Should give me this game because
    I am ****ing poor
    0 0
  • humpty
    humpty
    Joined: Oct 2010
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Fatality baby,I'll chop off your head,come play mortal Kombat or I'll make you all dead :)
    0 0
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu
    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    Mr. Dan Forden.
    Made killing funny again.
    Please bring back Toasty!
    0 0
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    humpty can't haiku.
    Finish him! The Great Fall wins!
    Flawless victory!
    0 0
  • dusty129
    dusty129
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    Believe it or not,
    The best MK sequel is
    Deadly Alliance!
    0 0
  • THeFiSH
    THeFiSH
    Joined: Dec 2006
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    To ere is human
    Forgiveness may be Divine
    Free games surely are
    0 0
  • RoboKy
    RoboKy
    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    MK found its gore,
    Its gameplay is now balanced,
    The 90's lives on!
    0 0
  • G_MAN_NOVEMBER
    G_MAN_NOVEMBER
    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 am
    why throw hadokens?
    when you can cut guy in half,
    then throw him down pit!!
    0 0
  • Lien
    Lien
    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 am
    Sub-Zero's dying...
    Scorpion strikes to finish him!
    Friendship? What the F***!
    0 0
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 12:42 am
    Down, Down, Up, High-Kick
    High Punch, High Punch, Up/Low-Punch
    Down, Back, Back, High-Kick
    0 0
  • DarkPaladinX
    DarkPaladinX
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 6:41 am
    MK’s better than
    Eternal Champions crap-
    Genesis rip off!
    0 0
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Blake Morse is correct.
    I don't believe what he said.
    Is he Shang Tsung hmm?
    0 0
  • ambiguousrimbaud
    ambiguousrimbaud
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 8:28 am
    Badass fatality
    Memories of a Game Boy
    Now get over here!
    0 0
  • SpitefulSerpent5
    SpitefulSerpent5
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Time to FINISH YOU!
    I can maim, burn, maul, transform
    Or kick your ankle

    Personal one from me:

    Kano and Kitana
    Closest I will ever get
    To Blake and Alex
    0 0
  • Crucial-Kenny
    Crucial-Kenny
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    The weak will perish
    Combos, then fatalities
    Accept a just fate
    0 0
  • TurinAlexander
    TurinAlexander
    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Scorpion, Jax, FIGHT!
    Kick, punch, stab, GET OVER HERE!
    Flawless Victory.
    0 0
  • sg4real
    sg4real
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    I Was Once A Man
    Then When I Met Kung Lao
    I Lost Both My Balls
    0 0
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme
    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    i'm taking you out
    and i gonna take you out
    and you, to dinner!
    0 0
  • salamandrew
    salamandrew
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Apr 23rd, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    ps3, xbox
    MK in all its glory
    where do quarters go?
    0 0
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 24th, 2011 at 5:47 am
    Awesome news GR
    Look at all these new members.
    Flawless Victory
    0 0
  • Free-Speech
    Free-Speech
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Apr 24th, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Waiter drops the fork
    You order MORTAL KOMBAT!
    Dont forget the fries
    0 0
  • HoOlOo
    HoOlOo
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    I heard a word start a fight ?
    My finger feeling numb a foe is prepare to be dumb
    A fool appear on the screen!opee
    0 0
  • hologrammar
    hologrammar
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Over the dead pool
    you made a green splash, quietly
    bathing in acid
    0 0
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000
    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Fighting Johnny Cage
    then he tried to block+punch me.
    Fool, I'm Kitana
    0 0
  • penguin_dust
    penguin_dust
    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Apr 27th, 2011 at 7:09 am
    Kitana, your kiss
    leaves me feeling so happy
    I could just explode.
    0 0
  • JesseDarkin
    JesseDarkin
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 28th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    PSN is down
    I'll be friends with Scorpion
    Then I'll finish him
    0 0

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