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Move Over Mass Effect Sex Scene, Here Comes Miss Bimbo

Posted on Tuesday, March 25 @ 20:04:24 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
The latest parental and media frenzy is here - Miss Bimbo - a web-based game where you try and make your character the worlds greatest bimbo. With bonus nudity and breast implant goodness!

Yes, the tamagotchi version of Paris Hilton is finally here. you must feed and nurture your budding bimbo, go shopping with bimbo dollars, feed and water your bimbo, go out clubbing, forget to wear panties... you know the routine.  "Don't forget that the aim is to be the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the whole world."

Don't feed her too much though or you might have to buy expensive diet pills for your little bimbo. Running bimbo missions like nabbing a rich boyfriend can earn you both dollars and bimbo 'tude.

Won't somebody please think of the children!?!?!?!?!?

You can dress your bimbo like a paper doll, and you can take her clothes off! (She's nippleless and sexless like a Barbie Doll). And what sort of role model is this for our precious little snowflakes?  Buying breast implants with bimbo dollars? What about body image?

According to the game my bimbo Tiffani's target weight is 127 lbs, and ideal height is "a slinky 5 ft 6 inches". That's skinny, but not unhealthy.

Anyway, I'm sad because the site is so slammed because of all the bad publicity, it's pretty much broken and I can't play with my bimbo. Boo hoo, the site's creator is so sad that the media just made him rich.

Make your own bimbo here.

 


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