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Name Nintendo's New Console!

Posted on Friday, April 22 @ 14:06:05 Eastern by

Before grannies and grampas everywhere were bowling a 300 in Wii Sports, Nintendo's current console once went by the codename Revolution (they were totally naming it after us). At E3 in 2006, Nintendo bewildered the entire planet by unveiling the Wii name. Urine and penis jokes tattered the internet like the walls of a Burger King bathroom stall. There was even a contest that led to the death of a Mother of three, who was holding her "wee" for a Wii (hey, that ryhmes!).

We're not going to ask you to risk your life (we'll save that for something more important). No. Instead, we're putting our sanity and squeamish stomachs on the line to find out what you think the next Nintendo console should be named.

Oh and BTW, we hear that even though it's codenamed Project Cafe, we hear Nintendo is planning on sticking with the pee-pee jokes by calling it the "Stream" (it's true, I swear!).

Leave an awesomely awful name in the comments below, or take it to a whole 'nother level by photoshopping your idea/name and posting it in our forums. I've taken the liberty of getting things started (I suck at photoshop, so it's ok if you do too!).

Join the GR Name Nintendo's New Console: 'Shop Contest!
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