Obama? Romney?! Choose Adam Benford For President!
Posted on Monday, September 10 @ 18:09:22 Eastern by Nicholas Tan
Game Revolution received an important letter, in the picture above and found in full below.
My Fellow Americans:
Today, I implore you to consider the state of the nation. The last few months have
As your President, I am proud of the last four years and optimistic for the road ahead. This coming election in November marks a critical turning point not only for my campaign but also for the fate of the free, living world.
The turmoil of the present is only temporary, I assure you. We have launched a full-scale investigation into the recent C-virus outbreak in order to contain and identify the contagion spreading across North America, Europe and Asia. To keep you abreast of the latest news, the live infection map can be found at c-virus.nohopeleft.com. Out primary focus is the safety and security of our nation and the American people, as well as aiding our fellow people around the globe.
There are detractors that have lost their fighting spirit and continue to spread fear, telling us there is "no hope left." We have heard false cries of the end of the world before. I am confident that together we can defeat this atrocious virus and bring hope back to our nation. As long as I am in office, you will have a leader you can trust.
Thank you for your generous support thus far. Please join me and millions of supporters in the fight for our people and our nation. Enclosed you will find campaign materials to help spread the world for our cause.
I hope you will consider me a viable candidate for the Presidency in the years to come.
President Adam Benford
I don't think it's convincing to say there are detractors who exclaim that there is "no hope left"... by linking to a site with "nohopeleft" in its URL. Not sure if I trust this Adam Benford guy. But politicians aren't really the problem... it's the corporations. Oh, look at that, it's raining. I guess I'll just take out my umbr...
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