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Oh, To Be 10 Years Old And Looking For Love In Glasses-Free 3D

Posted on Monday, February 11 @ 23:00:00 Eastern by
When I was 10 years old, I was overjoyed just to play Pokemon on my Atomic Purple Game Boy Color. The buttons squished happily under my thumbs and the colors changed as I progressed from city to city in my adventures. I didn't need to go online or play against real people (not counting my little brother who was put in his place on numerous occasions).

We don't live in such simple times anymore. These days our 10-year-olds feel all the pressures of modern television and music. They're Bieberized. If a boy isn't chased around by screaming 10-year-old girls, it feels like something is missing. Society tells them they aren't a whole person without that awkward, he's-actually-canadian-and-that's-totally-cool-but-stop-saying-baby-please-god, swishy hair effect.

At least, that's the kind of pressure I'm assuming Masterclaw360 was feeling when he posted this to the Colors 3D! app on his Nintendo 3DS.

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Tiny Cartridge caught the post before it was taken down. Instead of painting a pretty 3D picture, Masterclaw360 used the app to scrawl that he needed a girlfriend and that girls should read the description. There, Masterclaw360 writes:

im ten years old, i like hockey,basketball and soccer. i like sonic, legend of zelda starfox and mario im sixty two pounds...

And it's all muscle! I suppose. I gotta say that this kid's going about it all wrong. If you want a girlfriend, you have to insult them a little, or at least let them know only pretty girls need apply. And seriously, Sonic? Sonic sucks.
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