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Old Belgian Lady Plays COD, Says It's For Pussies
Posted on Monday, November 14 @ 10:24:17 Eastern by Anthony Severino
If this lady was your mother, you'd probably have a few bullet wounds, plenty of emotional scars, and a deadly fear of elderly women. Not satisfied with this "shit" (referring to Modern Warfare 3), she decides to start firing rounds in the air. This is exactly why you don't fuck with Belgian women.
In order for her to be an actual WW2 vet, she would have to be at least 85. I work with seniors, and this chick ain't 85. Not to mention that a great deal of my clients actually are WW2 vets, and pretty much all of them have a difficult time even talking about it, let alone bragging like this one does...
mr clean i believe you could be mistaken. Not saying she is 85 BUT I have a guy that works for me 40+ hours a week and hes 83 and cant out move anyone in the store.
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