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One Reason To Roll An Asura In Guild Wars 2
Posted on Monday, July 30 @ 16:55:11 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff
When people ask you what race you're going to play in Guild Wars 2, might I suggest the Asura? These guys are little, kinda cute, but at least they're not freaking Pandas!
Seriously, what the f*** is up with that? Pandas? Are you serious right now, WoW?
Anyway, apparently some of the dialog recorded for Asura in the world is pretty playful! Check out all the "yo momma is dumb" jokes! I mean, they pretty it up a bit more than I do there, what with the use of the word IQ and all so... are you still reading this? Just watch the damn video already.
Terrible. Just awful. A better joke: A man leaves work early and heads home to his apartment on the 8th floor of a building. Reaching his floor, he walks past a curious man with a great smile on his face, smoking a cigar. When he reaches his home, he notices ashes in the coffee table ash tray, which is odd considering neither he nor his wife smoke. More damningly, he finds his wife getting dressed in the bedroom. Enraged, he looks down from his window and sees the man with a cigar leaving, lifts up his refridgerator (for he is a very strong man), and throws it out the window, crushing the cigar-smoking man to death. His wife then comes out, hysterical, claiming that she knew no such cigar-smoking man, and realizing his crime, the man leaps out the window to his death in repentance.
Three man approach the pearly gates of heaven and are asked how they died. The first says, "I was just taking a walk, smoking my favorite brand of cigar, thinking about how good my life was, when bam!, something hit me on the head." The second man says, "I killed a man who I mistakenly believed had slept with my wife, and killed myself in shame." The third man says,"Well, I was hiding in this refridgerator...".
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The end.
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A better joke:
A man leaves work early and heads home to his apartment on the 8th floor of a building. Reaching his floor, he walks past a curious man with a great smile on his face, smoking a cigar. When he reaches his home, he notices ashes in the coffee table ash tray, which is odd considering neither he nor his wife smoke. More damningly, he finds his wife getting dressed in the bedroom. Enraged, he looks down from his window and sees the man with a cigar leaving, lifts up his refridgerator (for he is a very strong man), and throws it out the window, crushing the cigar-smoking man to death. His wife then comes out, hysterical, claiming that she knew no such cigar-smoking man, and realizing his crime, the man leaps out the window to his death in repentance.
Three man approach the pearly gates of heaven and are asked how they died. The first says, "I was just taking a walk, smoking my favorite brand of cigar, thinking about how good my life was, when bam!, something hit me on the head."
The second man says, "I killed a man who I mistakenly believed had slept with my wife, and killed myself in shame."
The third man says,"Well, I was hiding in this refridgerator...".
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OH NO I STARTED A GW2/WOW WAR IN HERE! RUN!