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One Reason To Roll An Asura In Guild Wars 2

Posted on Monday, July 30 @ 16:55:11 Eastern by

When people ask you what race you're going to play in Guild Wars 2, might I suggest the Asura? These guys are little, kinda cute, but at least they're not freaking Pandas!

Seriously, what the f*** is up with that? Pandas? Are you serious right now, WoW?

Anyway, apparently some of the dialog recorded for Asura in the world is pretty playful! Check out all the "yo momma is dumb" jokes! I mean, they pretty it up a bit more than I do there, what with the use of the word IQ and all so... are you still reading this? Just watch the damn video already.
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  • 213EDD
    213EDD

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    your idea of funny is so low its made me decide not to play this race
  • Jonathan_Leack
    Jonathan_Leack

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    I was listening to a podcast and the host said these jokes and then I turned off the podcast.

    The end.
  • Lien
    Lien

    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 2:21 am
    Hey jonathan, can i write that on my grave? it seems like a nice sum up of my life.
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    There was one good one.
  • sandineyes
    sandineyes

    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    Terrible. Just awful.
    A better joke:
    A man leaves work early and heads home to his apartment on the 8th floor of a building. Reaching his floor, he walks past a curious man with a great smile on his face, smoking a cigar. When he reaches his home, he notices ashes in the coffee table ash tray, which is odd considering neither he nor his wife smoke. More damningly, he finds his wife getting dressed in the bedroom. Enraged, he looks down from his window and sees the man with a cigar leaving, lifts up his refridgerator (for he is a very strong man), and throws it out the window, crushing the cigar-smoking man to death. His wife then comes out, hysterical, claiming that she knew no such cigar-smoking man, and realizing his crime, the man leaps out the window to his death in repentance.

    Three man approach the pearly gates of heaven and are asked how they died. The first says, "I was just taking a walk, smoking my favorite brand of cigar, thinking about how good my life was, when bam!, something hit me on the head."
    The second man says, "I killed a man who I mistakenly believed had slept with my wife, and killed myself in shame."
    The third man says,"Well, I was hiding in this refridgerator...".
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    The Asura's will be GW2's Gnomes and Goblins, foul creatures who inspire hatred amongst the other races.
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Jul 30th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    I'm... confused... by the point of this?
  • Lien
    Lien

    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 2:20 am
    Apparently Daniel hates pandarians but loves all the other races that GW2 ripped off from Wow...

    OH NO I STARTED A GW2/WOW WAR IN HERE! RUN!

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