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Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Consoles, Since 1991

Posted on Wednesday, August 10 @ 13:36:39 Eastern by
Thoughts after watching this video:

- This is really a report on the Wii U.

- I wish I was a 9- or 10-year old.

- Psychologists make way too much money off of families.

- I want to green-screen myself into F-Zero.

- Don't spoil endings to games, please.

- My new favorites words and phrases: Video mania. Status. Ninten-pendent.


Related Games:   F-Zero
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Comments
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Ninten-pendant... Yo man can I borrow Super Mario World this weekend? Ill suck your ****!
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    ROFL! That made my day!
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000

    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    You guys ever had this exchange with your parents about getting the SNES?

    Me: Mom, can you buy me a Super Nintendo?
    Mom: Don't you already have a Nintendo?
    Me: Yes, but this is the [i]Super[/i] Nintendo.
    Mom: What's the difference?
    Me: It has 16-bits.
    Mom: What's a bit?
    Me: I don't know...
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Lucky me I bought my SNES with my own money. I was in my late twenties. God I feel old.
  • Jason_Venter
    Jason_Venter

    Joined: Jan 2008
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    I had to buy a SNES with my own money, and it meant saving up allowance for a full year and then I had to convince my parents that they should allow me to waste my money on more stupid Nintendo stuff. I only was permitted to finally do it because they wanted to teach me that fiscal responsibility can get me things I want. The joke's on them. I still play about video games and now I make my (admittedly modest) living writing about them for people who pay me money for my words! Take that, parents!
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 11:42 am
    You sir are to quote the Sheen, winning!
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    F***. If I could green-screen myself into F-Zero I'd die happy. That guy sucked though. He drove reverse for what seemed like a full lap and then crashed.
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2

    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    The reporters hair highlights are beastly.

    Yeah, I notice things like that. I remember having this argument with my parents...and winning.
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Dude, the first thing I thought was "I like her hair."

    Also, I think both of my parents were like "HECK YEAH!!!" when the SNES came out.

    Also, the green screen part was awesome. And he stopped talking when he died. That was some good writing.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Hey De-Ting people are liking what you're saying. *points at thumbs up button* So somebody should tell Daniel to consider it for The People Speak. I agree, I like her hair too.
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    I've noticed. There must be one or two people that always +1 my comments. Hooray for them.
  • Lien
    Lien

    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Ok... now i can't stop picturing F-zero pilots as a those guys who drives those really small cars in parades
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    LOL Nominated for The People Speak. Another reason to dig out that French Lien thumbnail I made.
  • Lien
    Lien

    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    please use a pic with captain falcon on a mini car with a fez when if i get chosen
  • Sammo
    Sammo

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Thank you, local news.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 10th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Meeting of NA (Nintendoaholic Anonymous):

    *young boy step up to the podium* “Hello, my name is Mikey, and I’ a Nintendoaholic.”

    “Hello, Mickey”

    “I’m only 9 years old, but I have a 8 hour a day habit…”

    Nintendoaholic Anonymous is a twelve step program to help Nintendoaholic into recovery, so that they can once again be productive members society. Remember the first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem.
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Aug 11th, 2011 at 4:29 am
    Kent Shockneck: Worst virtual driver EVER.
    "I guess I should watch where I'm driving instead of talking"
    *Keeps driving reverse*
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 11th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    Ive owned almost all of the old systems except the SNES, so many of my friends had it I figured Id mooch off them like they did with mine.

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