Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Consoles, Since 1991

Ninten-pendant... Yo man can I borrow Super Mario World this weekend? Ill suck your ****!

ROFL! That made my day!

You guys ever had this exchange with your parents about getting the SNES?

Me: Mom, can you buy me a Super Nintendo?
Mom: Don't you already have a Nintendo?
Me: Yes, but this is the [i]Super[/i] Nintendo.
Mom: What's the difference?
Me: It has 16-bits.
Mom: What's a bit?
Me: I don't know...

Lucky me I bought my SNES with my own money. I was in my late twenties. God I feel old.

I had to buy a SNES with my own money, and it meant saving up allowance for a full year and then I had to convince my parents that they should allow me to waste my money on more stupid Nintendo stuff. I only was permitted to finally do it because they wanted to teach me that fiscal responsibility can get me things I want. The joke's on them. I still play about video games and now I make my (admittedly modest) living writing about them for people who pay me money for my words! Take that, parents!

You sir are to quote the Sheen, winning!

The reporters hair highlights are beastly.

Yeah, I notice things like that. I remember having this argument with my parents...and winning.

Dude, the first thing I thought was "I like her hair."

Also, I think both of my parents were like "HECK YEAH!!!" when the SNES came out.

Also, the green screen part was awesome. And he stopped talking when he died. That was some good writing.

Hey De-Ting people are liking what you're saying. *points at thumbs up button* So somebody should tell Daniel to consider it for The People Speak. I agree, I like her hair too.

I've noticed. There must be one or two people that always +1 my comments. Hooray for them.

Ok... now i can't stop picturing F-zero pilots as a those guys who drives those really small cars in parades

please use a pic with captain falcon on a mini car with a fez when if i get chosen

Thank you, local news.

Meeting of NA (Nintendoaholic Anonymous):

*young boy step up to the podium* “Hello, my name is Mikey, and I’ a Nintendoaholic.”

“Hello, Mickey”

“I’m only 9 years old, but I have a 8 hour a day habit…”

Nintendoaholic Anonymous is a twelve step program to help Nintendoaholic into recovery, so that they can once again be productive members society. Remember the first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem.

Kent Shockneck: Worst virtual driver EVER.
"I guess I should watch where I'm driving instead of talking"
*Keeps driving reverse*

Ive owned almost all of the old systems except the SNES, so many of my friends had it I figured Id mooch off them like they did with mine.