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Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Consoles, Since 1991
Posted on Wednesday, August 10 @ 13:36:39 Eastern by Nicholas Tan
You guys ever had this exchange with your parents about getting the SNES?
Me: Mom, can you buy me a Super Nintendo? Mom: Don't you already have a Nintendo? Me: Yes, but this is the [i]Super[/i] Nintendo. Mom: What's the difference? Me: It has 16-bits. Mom: What's a bit? Me: I don't know...
I had to buy a SNES with my own money, and it meant saving up allowance for a full year and then I had to convince my parents that they should allow me to waste my money on more stupid Nintendo stuff. I only was permitted to finally do it because they wanted to teach me that fiscal responsibility can get me things I want. The joke's on them. I still play about video games and now I make my (admittedly modest) living writing about them for people who pay me money for my words! Take that, parents!
F***. If I could green-screen myself into F-Zero I'd die happy. That guy sucked though. He drove reverse for what seemed like a full lap and then crashed.
Hey De-Ting people are liking what you're saying. *points at thumbs up button* So somebody should tell Daniel to consider it for The People Speak. I agree, I like her hair too.
*young boy step up to the podium* “Hello, my name is Mikey, and I’ a Nintendoaholic.”
“Hello, Mickey”
“I’m only 9 years old, but I have a 8 hour a day habit…”
Nintendoaholic Anonymous is a twelve step program to help Nintendoaholic into recovery, so that they can once again be productive members society. Remember the first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem.
OdiousLupous
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tinymhg
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cyberjim2000
Joined: Feb 2010
Me: Mom, can you buy me a Super Nintendo?
Mom: Don't you already have a Nintendo?
Me: Yes, but this is the [i]Super[/i] Nintendo.
Mom: What's the difference?
Me: It has 16-bits.
Mom: What's a bit?
Me: I don't know...
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
Jason_Venter
Joined: Jan 2008
OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011
danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009
Bretimus_v2
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Yeah, I notice things like that. I remember having this argument with my parents...and winning.
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006
Also, I think both of my parents were like "HECK YEAH!!!" when the SNES came out.
Also, the green screen part was awesome. And he stopped talking when he died. That was some good writing.
tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006
Lien
Joined: Feb 2008
danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009
Lien
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Sammo
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tinymhg
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*young boy step up to the podium* “Hello, my name is Mikey, and I’ a Nintendoaholic.”
“Hello, Mickey”
“I’m only 9 years old, but I have a 8 hour a day habit…”
Nintendoaholic Anonymous is a twelve step program to help Nintendoaholic into recovery, so that they can once again be productive members society. Remember the first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem.
UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006
"I guess I should watch where I'm driving instead of talking"
*Keeps driving reverse*
OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011