DAILY MANIFESTO

Plug-Bot-5000: Level Up Winners and Despicable Plug-Bot Giveaway

Posted on Thursday, December 2 @ 20:14:21 Eastern by Plug-Bot-5000

My cold robotic sensibilities tell me I would enjoy reading the names of all those who lost the LevelUp giveaway, just so I could let my digital merriment insult your deepest feelings. I've scanned you all. I know you have feelings.

(Pictured: Plug-Bot mimicking human feelings)

Nevertheless, my human commanders (one Blake Morse ~~who will be the first to go when I eventually take over~~) have made it clear that it is time to make room for a new giveaway. If I were programmed for excitement and revelry, there's a high probability I would have tailored the last chain of words with an exclamation point.

My computer brain, which just happens to be a Pentium II processing chip (hence why it took me so long to come to this conclusion), has selected Mark Grado Jr. as the winner.

Mark commented on LevelUp's Facebook wall. I told you all that commenting on the Facebook and the Manifesto would double the probability of winning. Mark's daughters typically throw all of his gaming equipment around like tie-wearing apes. I've determined him the winner through a random draw but it's likely he would have disposed of his human children if he did not win. Luck has a way of working out. Ha ha ha. Luck.

Mr. Grado Jr., please PM my human controllers (either Blake_Morse or danielrbischoff) with the e-mail you use to log in to Facebook and include your mailing address to receive your prize.

Consequently, I've been programmed to start a new contest at the exact second the previous one closed. You didn't know it, but the new contest is already running.

For those of you who missed out in the first nano-seconds, Game Revolution has decided to force me into giving away 5 copies of Despicable Me on Bluray and/or DVD. Physical media is so pathetic. I already run entirely on digital distribution.

Yes, Despicable Me, which is on Blu-Ray Hi-Def and DVD this Holiday Season, as it were, is up for grabs. All you have to do is comment on this Manifesto post or on Game Revolution's Facebook page.

Remember what I taught your small human brains in the last giveaway. Posting on both pages will only raise your chances of winning which are already significantly larger because of how many units are available.

If you're looking for inspiration as to how to comment, why don't you shout praises to Plug-Bot. My ego-matrix device is not operating at capacity. It couldn't hurt your chances at winning.

Comment below or at Game Revolution's Facebook.

powered by danielrbischoff

Comments

daimon2003
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010 at 8:36 pm
ALL HAIL Plug-Bot-5000!!!!!!! may his processor never over heat!! maybe you should consider being overclocked just a thought

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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
I'll take a copy of either, thank you very much.

...don't make me get the fart gun.

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speedobandit
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Steve Carell makes me horny. Is that "despicable" of me? Muahahaha!

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 3:25 am
I'm Howard Hall on facebook and I commenting on this manifesto to help double my chances of winning the "Despicable Me" prize.

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 am
Could i get the pictured Plug-Bot instead? I always crave a zaku who can perform human feelings! This is one robot i would love to have as an overlord!

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usaglory
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 5:48 am
There goes Plug-Bot again, mocking humans. How about if I bot-nap you. Maybe pull a Toy Story 3 on you and drop you off at a day care center. Let THAT sink into your circuits ha! I'll leave you alone if I win though. DVD for me.

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UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 2006

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 8:13 am
I don't know who this f8d9s0afdsak is, but I'm really starting to like him/her.

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Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 2009

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
^You must really need some Oakey sunglasses!

Anyway, either Bluray or DVD, now I just gotta win.

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SpitefulSerpent5
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 9:48 am
I'm glad I have a chance to win the Blu-Ray, since I sent all my money on the Ed Hardy Bikinis....

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mrallamericanboy
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 9:54 am
blu ray would be awexome

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Nether
Joined: Jul 2007

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 am
Mmmmm Blu-Ray pls

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the_mighty_toast
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Dec 6th, 2010 at 1:37 am
No! The video capturing my evil acts must not be released! If you send these out to unsuspecting morons then you will ruin me! I have spent so long gathering my minions and developing superior weapons, that to be thwarted now is unthinkable. Please send me all of the high def video evidence of my escapades, and there may be a spot for you to rule the world along side with me. If you decline, I will no choice but to take them by force! Minions! Prepare to jam their communications! ... What? What is that? Raspberry Jam! ... Idiots!

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