DAILY MANIFESTO

Plug-Bot-5000: LevelUp Zig-Zag Storage Tower Giveaway

Posted on Wednesday, November 17 @ 23:47:38 Eastern by Plug-Bot-5000

Humanoids, you'll be happy to hear that this is the first Plug-Bot run giveaway! My computer brain means this contest will be fair and balanced, not based off of syllable-assembling ability.

While I am my own video game machine, you humans have the unfortunate task of storing physical media and handheld-button devices, pathetic. I have those too, but they're purely for decoration. How many digits do they require, twelve?

(Pictured: Plug-Bot-5000 waving.)

As your ~~future ruler~~ friendly neighborhood Plug-Bot-5000, I decided I have to know the most efficient way to organize gaming hardware. For this specific purpose, I contacted the humans at LevelUp and they offered the Zig-Zag Storage Tower for the Xbox 360. My plugging software is currently operated through Linux but the 360 has the best exclusives.

If I knew what love felt like, I would calculate that I love trolling you pathetic humans. The Zig-Zag tower holds everything you need for your Xbox 360 with dedicated space for four controllers, two guitar peripherals, 13 games, and your Xbox 360 console device. Storing these items vertically helps to clear a lot of floor space.

My human operator has more than 13 games but I offered up the simple workaround of not storing them in the designed slots. The simpleton was about to trade the extra games away to Gamestop before I informed him that my processing core had determined a more efficient way.

The Zig-Zag Storage Tower is priced at $69.99 and requires minimal assembly. Putting each piece together is not unlike furniture specific Legos. If my human masters could do it, I'm sure you fine readers can. My human masters are morons. Out of the box, the Zig-Zag Storage Tower is designed with a sleek, Xbox-green color scheme.

Luckily for you, I've found it in my cold-robot heart to give one of these storage units away for words, simple words.

If you have an Xbox 360 and no room for all of your physical media or plastic instruments, you can obtain a LevelUp Zig-Zag Storage Tower from Game Revolution. Simply leave a comment on this Manifesto page or comment on LevelUp's Facebook page. My computer brain will watch both pages.

You can comment on this manifesto post below by entering words into the form below and clicking submit. If your brains are too social networked for even that task, click the following Facebook link.

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Good luck!

Power by danielrbischoff.

Comments

De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 1:36 am
FIRST!

...after several hours.

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Wolvaroo
Joined: Sep 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 3:35 am
Post to win, 'till you die
'till the light dies in your eyes
Post to win, take it all
Just keep posting 'till you fall

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daimon2003
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 4:38 am
i had to wipe my mouth after seeing that pic!!! that would go perfect on the other side of my desk... have the PC tower at one end and the Xbox tower on the other 40inch monitor/TV in the middle... Pure Heaven to look at i would never get any sleep...

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Sinlaeshel
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 5:11 am
Man that thing looks slick.

Hopefully Canadians are allowed to have a shot at this!

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GodofallEnds
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 6:07 am
I am very gracious for this opportunity to win such a great storage device Mr. Plug-bot-5000! I have to say I admire the sleekness dearly. Also, I am in awe of the considerate design to help keep coffee tables clear and closets less cluttered of my numerous buttoned friends. I have no doubt this futuristic item would be revolutionary in my home for it would finally allow me the space to kinect with my family.

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mrallamericanboy
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 7:27 am
I for one welcome our future plug bot overlords...

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UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Eh, might as well take a shot.

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nishrit
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:58 am
blah

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daverabbit
Joined: Oct 2008

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
me wantie

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Squiggy
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
That would go perfectly with my Xbox 360 and its GR faceplate skin. I've been needing a better way to store my games and controllers than in the messy drawer under my TV that refuses to stay organized.

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BelgianROFLs
Joined: Jun 2008

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Maybe my wife would like it if I had a place to put my stuff.

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NickKmet
Joined: Jan 2007

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Give it to me. Naow.

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used44
Joined: Mar 2002

Posted: Nov 18th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Neeeeeeeed this!

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the_mighty_toast
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Nov 20th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Why didn't this exist earlier? Seems so simple and useful. I love it. If my controllers and games are all neatly stored away, what ever will my wife throw at me when she is upset? Receiving one of these nifty pieces of organizational prowess could very well save my life. As I have been telling her for years now, someday one of the controllers will heat me in the head, and knock me back into some sharp instrument, and I will cease to be. This very device could be the thing to save my life. Would you like to save my life?

Would you?

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LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Nov 20th, 2010 at 7:31 am
I'll join the fun because who doesn't like free stuff.

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Sammo
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Nov 20th, 2010 at 10:56 am
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WingRider
Joined: Jan 2007

Posted: Nov 20th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Beware the singularity! Or something like that...

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Nov 21st, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Thank you Plug Bot, it's November 22nd and I forgot about this.

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Commiebot
Joined: Mar 2007

Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010 at 2:23 pm
This is pretty damned cool, I can't help but wonder why something like this hasn't existed for years.

Anyhow, throwing my hat into the ring to try and win one of these. I'd finally have room on my mantle again.

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