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Plug-Bot-5000: Psyko 5.1 PC Gaming Headset
Posted on Tuesday, September 14 @ 15:50:16 Eastern by Plug-Bot-5000
Here at the GR compound, we've found ourselves a bit understaffed to say the least. And since we didn't have the budget to hire any new writers, Nick and I took it upon ourselves to put together a robot to help us out with some of the product reviews that we've been meaning to get around to but just haven't had the time to write up.Also, he's free of human of emotions, so he feels no shame in plugging the fancy gadgets we get to try out. So let's fire this puppy up and see how he does.
*buzz* *whirrrrrr* *click* *beep*
Greetings, humanoids. For my first assignment I have been programmed to plug the Psyko 5.1 PC Gaming Headphones. Much like your primitive Internet, this headset runs off a series of tubes, only these tubes have been attached to speakers located within the headband of the Psyko 5.1's frame in order to create the most accurate surround sound experience possible. These soundtubes may seem mystical to your underdeveloped flesh-brain, but rest assured, it is most definitely superior high-end design behind their auditory power and not demons.
The Psyko's offer superb sound whether "pwning n00bs" as you humans say, in Modern Warfare 2 or blowing up arbitrary background particles in Crysis. By human hearing standards they are of high quality. While design aspects such as the ability to open the ear covers for multi-tasking conversation with gameplay are well thought-out, not everything about these headphones is perfect.
I am told that they can be cumbersome to sensitive human ears made of meat as opposed to cold, efficient steel. I am also informed that their cost of $300 is the equivalent of one night's expenses for pleasures of the flesh with women of negotiable virtue and a white powder chemical concoction that disrupts your inefficient nervous system in ways that cause temporary euphoria.
Still, if you are looking for an excellent pair of headphones and can afford them, Plug-Bot-5000 endorses the Psyko 5.1 PC Gaming headset.
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