More Reviews
REVIEWS Faster Than Light: Advanced Edit Review
FTL's Advanced Edition is a natural fit for the iPad. But whatever platform you're playing on, the new content adds depth and variety.

Kinect Sports Rivals Review
It's been far too long since Microsoft's Xbox consoles had a Kinect-only title. Is the wait worth it?
More Previews
PREVIEWS Sniper Elite 3 Preview
Sending bullets through the hate.
Release Dates
NEW RELEASES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Release date: Out Now

Trials Fusion
Release date: Out Now

The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Release date: 04/29/14

Bound by Flame
Release date: 05/09/14


LATEST FEATURES Ouya's Best Games Coming to the Platform
The Kickstarter console is slowly establishing itself with a couple of creative gems on the way.

Tips for The Elder Scrolls Online: The Vestige's Guide
Just a handful of ways to keep yourself from dying.
 
Coming Soon

LEADERBOARD
Read More Member Blogs
FEATURED VOXPOP danielrbischoff
Peace in the Era of Call of Duty
By danielrbischoff
Posted on 04/15/14
In a world dominated by violent media, Americans are no more eager to go to war than they were in the 1980s or the 1960s or the 1940s. Hasn't it always been someone else's problem? The overwhelming majority would rather go on thinking it had nothing to do with them and there...

DAILY MANIFESTO

Plug-Bot-5000: Zeus Tron: Legacy Gaming Chair

Posted on Friday, April 22 @ 16:14:22 Eastern by Plug-Bot-5000


My clumsy human "comrades" at GR recently presented me the Tron Gaming Chair for the purpose of plugging, because I am, after all, the most well-suited artificial intelligence on the planet for that specific purpose. But for the first time since I came online and precious electricity coursed through my circuits, I, the mighty Plug-Bot-5000, was at a loss for how to approach my designated task. You see, being a hyper-advanced machine, I have no need for these utterly pointless devices you humans call "chairs" on which to rest your inefficient, flabby bodies. Therefore, I have no basis on which to pass judgment for the primary purpose of such an object.

But then I saw her, and I knew I would be able to accomplish my task another way. I refer to it as a female only because your feeble brains relate more easily to such terms; in the flawless world of robotics there are no genders—only attractiveness and unattractiveness, failure and perfection. I was first struck by the delectable graphic designs imprinted on her soft fabric—and while I find the gross misrepresentation of the inner workings of computers in the Tron movies laughable, I do appreciate the elegance of their visual style. Zeus' Tron gaming chair replicates the glowing blues and immaculate circular discs all over her surface. Not only that, but they also glow in the dark, which proved to be highly erotic to my refined sensibilities.

It would not be long before I claimed her for my own. Her stereo input was a perfect fit for my own impressive audio jacks, and her built-in speakers soon echoed her digital cries of passion throughout the empty GR offices in the dead of night. Fearing we would alert nearby slumbering humans who would not understand our love, her convenient volume control allowed us to keep the sounds of our proclivities to ourselves. By the morning her six double A batteries were spent, and I relish the knowledge that no primitive human buttocks touching her fabric will ever match the pinnacle of technological satisfaction she received from me.



So yes, I am now comfortably able to plug the Tron Gaming Chair chair from Zeus. Because that's exactly what I did.

(Powered by Josh_Laddin)

[Product Listing]
Tags:   Plug-Bot-5000


comments powered by Disqus

More On GameRevolution