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Power Pellet Haiku Fridays

Posted on Friday, August 5 @ 16:37:52 Eastern by Josh_Laddin
Is it Friday already? The week went by so fast with all of this 3DS and Vita news... but now that we're here it's time for some haiku! And appropriately, this week we're giving away Pac-Man & Galaga Dimensions for 3DS!



It's funny because it's true.


Whether you've decided to grab a shiny new 3DS at that tasty low price and need to start working on your game library, or you're an early adopter and you want to round out that slew of 20 freebies, a free game will power your pellet up and chase those ghosts of boredom away! And this one's actually more like six free games!

On top of that, I recently checked out the two upcoming Cabela's hunting games in the back of Activision's van (it's not as weird as it sounds, I swear) and made off with some Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2012 t-shirts, so I'll throw in one of those too! I hope the winner wears either a medium or an XL, because that's all I got!

Show us some old-school love this week! To win the prize pack, just leave a Pac-Man and/or Galaga-themed haiku in the comments section. If you manage to combine both of themwell, I'm not saying you'll get bonus points... but I'm not not saying it either...

Check in on Monday to see if out-haiku'd the rest!
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Comments
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    Free Pac? Galaga?
    Hot deal, I suppose Laddin
    For all six of you.

    [I don't want to win....I don't have a 3DS.]
  • the_mighty_toast
    the_mighty_toast

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Silly Silverstorm
    We just want free stuff, not math...
    Hes jealous of Pac
  • sliverstorm
    sliverstorm

    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Everyone wants math
    Except for L'Hí´pital's Rule
    which has its limits
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    They make a great team.
    Galaga smashes melons
    And Pac-Man eats them.
  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar

    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Galaga, good-ness.
    Pac-Man, still love playing it.
    A combo? Awesome!
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Where are the other 2 3DS owners?
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    I've got one :-/ but I can't win!

    TO THE ALT ACCOUNT!!!
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Sorry, but this is not in the form of a haiku.
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 1:08 am
    Yes it is. Clearly you see his name on the first line. read that. Then read his post. It fits!
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 1:34 am
    Are you Daniel's Alt account?
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 4:33 am
    YOU KNOW NOTHING
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 5:00 am
    Gee whiz Daniel you don’t have yell.


    youtube.com/watch?v=OSZcEPOXsG4
  • Guernica
    Guernica

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 7:04 am
    I've got one but I was gone this weekend! Hopefully my submission is still in time.
  • SweetHat
    SweetHat

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 5th, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Quarter, Quarter Now
    I need my wakka wakka
    and my Galaga
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 12:19 am
    Thanksgivings day feast
    I yearn for your arrival…
    Like Pac-Man, I gobble.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 12:36 am
    Slight error, please consider only corrected version:

    Thanksgivings day feast
    I yearn for your arrival…
    Like Pac-Man, gobbles.
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 1:06 am
    Wak Ka Wak Ka Wak
    Ka Wak Ka Wak Ka Wak Ka
    Pac-Man Impression.
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme

    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 2:20 am
    damn, i was going to do that same haiku, now i actualy have to write a real one :)
  • Insomniac_24_7
    Insomniac_24_7

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 1:40 am
    Pac-Man may be gay.
    A quarter a game, he ate
    Balls until he died.
  • CaptainPicard
    CaptainPicard

    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    lol this ones hilarious
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme

    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 2:22 am
    your no pac man pro
    un till you break a joy sitck
    oh the memories
  • usaglory
    usaglory

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 6:00 am
    Turret shooting fiends
    Pellet munching maze dweller
    Redneck tee for me

    (XL if I win please).
  • econnick
    econnick

    Joined: Aug 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 8:35 am
    I eat to survive
    This hell is all I have known
    The fruit is good, though
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Tremendous. That's all I wanted to say but I have to keep writing or else the stupid spam filter won't let me post. That's slightly ridiculous.
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 11:20 am
    I also meant this to be a reply to ecconick's haiku but the spam filter kept rebooting my form so I guess here we are...
  • DumbRodent42
    DumbRodent42

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 6th, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    A chart you can eat!
    Only, you cannot eat it.
    It eats you instead.
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 7th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Can I still haiku?
    I was out for the weekend.
    What is a Pac-Man?
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 7th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    The medal for Blogger 5.
  • Guernica
    Guernica

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 7:04 am
    waka waka wak
    must eat more pellets... waka
    sh*t a ghost... woopwoop
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 7:14 am
    I don’t know if this is great poetry or not, but it made me laugh. :D

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