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Activision's announcement of paid Call of Duty multiplayer features came as a surprise to NO ONE. Seriously, if you didn't see this coming you've got to leave the gaming industry and never come back. I suggest waterskiing. There's an industry there that doesn't require a lot of brains. You'll fit in there.

And while I'm sure you've got your own opinions on the nature of paid multiplayer, how stupid it is to suggest an FPS gamer on the Xbox 360 will pay for an online service in addition to Xbox Live, or which guns will pwn the most noobs, we're not here for that. You're hear to read my opinions. MY OPINIONS. SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN.

All of you. You're all morons. Activision is the big, bad evil Scrooge McDuck, here to screw up your fun. "We have to pay for multiplayer? What the fuck is that? Wahhhh WAHHH." God just shut the fuck up and listen. Yes, the Wall Street Journal broke the story. Yes, they're a BUSINESS OUTLET. Goddamit, why can't you slow the fuck down and think about the source of the information you take in?

Why would the Wall Street Journal report about clan features or kill-oriented heat maps? Why THE FUCK would they report on gun statistics or community theater features. GodDAMMIT, you're all so blinded by the moronic and incessant claims that Activision hates you! THEY HATE YOU, OH MY GOD ACTIVISION IS THE DEVIL.

Paid and free services have not been announced.
Please CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

PLEASE! Every word out of the WSJ's report is going to have to do with the MONEY that Activision may or may not make. They're a business journal. If you're one of those bitchy, whiny gamers who like to cry and moan about every little thing, please, knee-jerk react away!

Or just read Game Revolution, where hate and anger also come with something on the side. A little, tiny, miniscule amount of SENSE.

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