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Rock and Roll Haiku Fridays

Posted on Friday, April 15 @ 18:45:17 Eastern by Blake_Morse

I don't know if most of you were aware of this, but in my very rare spare time, I make music. I've made a lot of albums with a lot of bands in the bygone years. Well, I finally got around to making an album all by myself. Okay, I used a drummer because I suck at drums, but everything else was pure 100% Viking Warrior. So I thought I'd take a moment to shamelessly plug my solo project, Kids Eat Free and give you fellas some gamer swag too. So this week I'm giving away a copy my CD along with a few other goodies from around the GR compound. On top my album I'll be throwing in some t-shirts, keychains, and other random toys that we've got hanging around the office.

All you have to do to win an original copy of what's sure to go down in history as the greatest album ever made and some new toys is leave the best haiku in the comments section below and come back next Friday to see if you're the winner.

This week's Iron Haiku Ingredient is... Pirates! (That bass player is quite handsome.)

Last week's winner is Yossarian29. PM me your mailing address to collect your prize. The rest of you, get to haikuing!

Tags: Haiku Fridays

Comments

213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Apr 15th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Weirdest Shit Ever
The children Carried the chest
Funny as hell. Ahh!!!!!

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Apr 16th, 2011 at 5:20 am
Yar Blake Dangermorse!
Me need only CD, boy.
Or has your booty!

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hanz007
Joined: Dec 2005

Posted: Apr 16th, 2011 at 6:51 am
Scurvy be painful.
Prevent tooth decay at night.
Suck a lime next time.

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Apr 16th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Shiver me timbers.
Off to plunder some booty.
Random pirate pun.

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JesseDarkin
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Apr 16th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
A X marks the spot.
For GR Swag and Booty.
Better be some rum!

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