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Roll Your Balls And Banana Over Some Boobs

Posted on Thursday, April 19 @ 09:14:12 Eastern by


Thanks to the Internet, I thought I've witnessed all of the weirdness Japan has to offer. But move over tentacle rape, and say hello to doing sweet jumps off in-game boobies.

In Japan, if you're an early adopter of the upcoming Vita game, Super Moneky Ball Banana Splitz—a game that is normally aimed at children—you get access to a special "adult map". This particular map features Japanese model Yukie Kawamura being a little naughty in the background. In the foreground, the cutesy little Monkey in a ball can roll over her knockers, which act as an obstacle.

Weirder still, is this video of Kawamura herself playing the game, rolling over her own breasts.



I'm more of an ass man, myself. DLC, maybe SEGA?

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Tags:   Japan, PS Vita


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  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    Poor repressed country.
  • sandineyes
    sandineyes

    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    Behold the accomplishments of one of the worlds Great Powers!
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    That's just how the Japanese explain the "birds & bees" to their children.
  • NecroWolf
    NecroWolf

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
    They aren't repressed anymore, that's the problem, lol. They were for a long time, now they're having a sexual revolution like we did in the 60s... and it's awesome to watch. Go Japan, roll over dem boobies!
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    They still pixelate people's junk in Japanese porn though.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Sounds like you watched some.
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    Tried to at least.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
    Too bad she ain't better lookin'.
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    is that sarcasm or simply bad eyesoght
  • dirty_f
    dirty_f

    Joined: Nov 2010
    Posted: Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    i'm on that weird part of youtube again.

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