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Posted on Tuesday, September 18 @ 21:44:04 PST by Duke_Ferris
Now, there's a title that's going to show up on some strange search results, but strangely, that's what I feel like talking about.

The British Board of Film Classification, who also rates video games in that country, has released its rating for Mass Effect with some revealing details. The game will feature mild violence, brief breast nudity, and one sex scene. If you are playing with a female character, that scene could potentially take place with a female alien humanoid.

The rating? 12. Essentially the American "T" rating. It will be interesting to see what the ESRB gives the game in comparison.

Hated Belgium also turned up for sale on eBay, apparently the listing was posted by a disgruntled Belgian. While eBay has now pulled the auction, probably because nobody would want to buy such a terrible place, I think we can all generally agree that being forced to live in filthy Belgium would make anyone disgruntled.

Finally, I got this faceplate along with Eternal Sonata. It's just about the girliest thing I've ever seen, but the real problem is that there's no way to power up your 360 without becoming a registered sex offender.




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