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Skyrim Intervention

Posted on Thursday, February 2 @ 08:45:04 Eastern by Anthony Severino

I've been clean and "Skyrim sober" for over a month now. Breaking my addiction wasn't easy, and I spent many of nights cold, sweaty and over-encumbered with regret and sorrow. But for those of you without the willpower required to wean yourself off of the sweet song of the Dova, you may need an intervention...

FUCK! That only made me want to go back and play more Skyrim. Tamriel needs me!

Related Games: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Tags: skyrim, Goodies

Comments

213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 10:16 am
In order for you to successfully beat a skyrim addiction you must first begin to question just how shitty the game really is, and, how consolized it has become.

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 11:51 am
But then you realize modders make unofficial patches that fixes everything, and you keep hearing more fan made added content like new dungeons, a new campaign, dragons made to look like fluttershy... and SCREW THIS! *starts the game all over again as a breton*

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I didnt know how bad I was until I was arrested for shoplifting at my local supermarket. Apparently the clerk knew something was up as I crouched next to her and put a baking tin over her head before I put the items into my jacket.

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Blazin13
Joined: Dec 2010

Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I am of course forced to assume that all the arresting officers spoke of how they used to be an adventurer like you until they....until they....*sigh*...took an arrow to the knee

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devaldogz
Joined: Apr 2011

Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Same thing happened to me at the grocery store. I threw the chicken back on the counter a little too forcefully and, bloop bloop bloop...security guards chasing me out of the store. Damn chickens.

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