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Posted on Monday, April 21 @ 19:01:25 PST by Duke_Ferris
Alright, I am as sick as the next American of the endless pre-pre-presidential campaign coverage, but this is so stupid I had to cover it. Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain will be appearing on WWE RAW tonight.

Are you kidding me? We're talking about (arguably) the most powerful position in the entire goddamn world. Is is so much to ask for a little fucking dignity? Don't get me wrong, I just went to Wrestlemania 24, and had a great time, but I have no ambitions (that you know of) to gain control of a nuclear arsenal.

So the candidates just want to prove that they're "normal folks". For my president, I do not want normal folks. Have you met normal folks? They're idiots.

Normal people shouldn't be president. I want a nerdy, workaholic, genius president who obsesses day and night on how to improve things in my country, and doesn't turn up on the goddamn WWE.

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