Super Meat Boy and PETA Fire Shots
Posted on Wednesday, December 1 @ 23:25:27 Eastern by Daniel BischoffHave you been playing Super Meat Boy? Great fun! I love seeing all those little meat boys running around, dying, exploding, until finally one rises to the top to complete the level.
Of course, PETA has singled Meat Boy out for all the virtual carnage that ensues in level after level of Team Meat's tightly tuned platformer. How?
With Super Tofu Boy! Guide Super Tofu Boy through each butcher-shop-themed level until you feel really terrible and guilty for fulfilling your bodies need for daily protein intake. Then tell all your friends about it until they feel bad.
Super Tofu Boy means
OK, this isn't too bad. I respect PETA for how diehard they are. I mean, I worked for Greenpeace two summers ago. Nothing extreme! Although they did offer to train us in the ancient art of sabotaging stuff and making a scene out of your everyday pollution scenarios. Anyways, it takes balls to do stuff like PETA does although I don't know how much they're upsetting Team Meat's sales... or Team Meat for that matter.
In fact, I'd say Team Meat is doing just fine. Meat Boy himself tweets "How many Peta members does it take to change a lightbulb?.... None, Peta can't change anything."
Frankly, I'm a lot more upset about one key detail a lot of people seem to be overlooking in this whole PETA vs. Meat Boy mess.
Tommy Tallarico... is a vegetarian?!
All those game soundtracks must have some secret subliminal messages in them.
Don't eat beef.... Don't eat beef.... Don't eat beef.
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