Tactical Nuclear Penguin Beer!
Posted on Friday, November 27 @ 16:28:49 Eastern by Chris_Hudak-20° Celcius... "THAT is penguin temperature"... and for the first time ever, penguins trump both zombies and pirates combined at Game Revolution.
Just listen to the name, and we're halfway done, here: TACTICAL. NUCLEAR. PENGUIN.
If it were a band, we'd listen to it. If it were a game, we'd damn-sure review it. It's neither... and better than both. Tactical Nuclear Penguin is, as of the time of this writing, the most devastating bottle of beer EVER: A 'mega-strong, double-mature stout' with 32% alcohol. (Not) Surprisingly, Scotland was involved.
(If any of the good folks at Brewdog are reading this, now would be a perfect time to contact email@example.com about setting us up with some, like, 'review copies'.)
Check out this awesome video of "the biggest beer ever made, by a human or a penguin, EVER":
[And really, how do you beat PENGUIN SUITS?! ~Ed. Nick]
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