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Take-Two Investor Concerned About C***s In Games

Posted on Tuesday, July 31 @ 14:21:26 Eastern by

Fans of Rockstar Games and the Grand Theft Auto series are probably quite upset that information about the next installment in the franchise, Grand Theft Auto V, has been pretty slim. In fact, someone was so upset about the lack of information on today's Take-Two investor financial update, that they brought male genitalia quotient in Take-Two games into question.

Following a refusal to discuss Grand Theft Auto V's release window and any further details about the title, one investor was given the opportunity to ask Strauss Zelnick and other Take-Two brass a question. Here's "Kyle Brandon of Smoking Joes":

From a business standpoint, what would you say is your best-selling game and the most professional game you have out there with a cock?

I'm convinced that this was some upset GTA fan, mostly due to Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and the Damned's inclusion of full-frontal male nudity. Maybe it's time to talk a bit more about Grand Theft Auto V.


Comments
  • 213EDD
    213EDD

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    I thought it said ****s in referendum towards dickheaded players (no pun intended)
  • 213EDD
    213EDD

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    C u n **
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    Nope. C**ks all the way!!
  • Kakulukia
    Kakulukia

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    Oh just take down the filter so we can understand each other. :P
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    I never understood this. Why is it totally acceptable to show naked chicks in a film or game, but not show dicks? We all have a pole or a hole, and we certainly all have breasts (some bigger than others, and some provide milk), so why is it such a big deal to show them? Although I was a little weirded out by all the swingin' dicks in Eastern Promises. That was just... weird.
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    As Margaret Cho would say, some straight men are afraid of having any inkling of a chance that they might have... a homo moment.
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Aug 19th, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    Male insecurity and self loathing is responsible for sooo many horrible things in this world...
  • Kakulukia
    Kakulukia

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    Yeah, double standard and stuff.
    I don't remember Eastern Promises a lot, but Shameless (US version) had a few male nudity scenes that made me feel a bit uncomfortable. Granted, that's probably the feeling they were going for, considering one scene also involved a ten year-old girl and another lasted about two full minutes

    Nick's theory is probably spot on, though. There's most likely some size-related insecurities somwhere in there as well.
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    Haha! So true. I mean, if a dude's dick fits into the story, or if the story requires a little shock value at that precise moment, whatever. Dude's who watch porn don't complain about male genitalia there. Or they claim to only watch girl-girl, which is just... weird in its own way.
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Aug 20th, 2012 at 12:01 am
    I think I saw something like this on a comedy special once. Something about his friend wanting to see rock hard Caulk in his porn.
  • sbiscuit
    sbiscuit

    Joined: Mar 2011
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    I'm offended by how offended people are by nudity. I miss ancient Greece.
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Yes we should bring back pederasty. Why did that go away?!
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Wtf is eastern promises?!? I bet you finished that **** fest
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    It's a 2007 film by David Cronenberg. It's about the Russian mafia, an illegitimate rape child, and apparently sweaty dudes that fight naked in a steam bath. It was a really good film, but that scene just seemed like Cronenberg was trying to fit as many dicks into as small a space as possible.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    Conenberg loves naked Viggo.
  • metalimi
    metalimi

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 7:56 pm
    "Trying to fit as many dicks into as small a space as possible." Sounds like my last slumber party! Aaaaaayyyyyyoooooo!!!!
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    That legitimately just made me laugh out loud. Thumbs up, sir or ma'am.
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Aug 19th, 2012 at 11:55 pm
    I had some sort of witty comment full of insight and groundbreaking world views but as soon as I read this I said F*** it... I tip my hat to you...
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 5:51 pm
    Cawck ***not spam
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    The more you know:D
  • Sourdeez
    Sourdeez

    Joined: Feb 2012
    Posted: Jul 31st, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    I say add a ****. gives them the adult rating so they don't have to censor any other part of the game.

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