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Tell GR: Marry One, F*** One, Kill One

Posted on Thursday, March 1 @ 20:51:41 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

WIth new hardware talk almost everywhere we look, I thought to myself, where do I really stand with the big three hardware manufacturers?

Sure, Microsoft used to be really macho, but they've taken a turn for the family friendly. Is the maker of the Xbox 360 and Kinect finally ready to hang up the chainsaw bayonets and settle down?

Nintendo's always been in that "let's settle down, raise a family, and play minigames together" place, but I wonder if maybe it's already got a million families set up all over the place. How can you trust a hardware manufactuerer like that?

Sony's the type that really likes to spend a lot. ($600 on one date!) It likes to dress up in tuxedoes and you can really take it wherever you go and show it off (high-end portable gaming people!), but will it ever settle down?

So, of the big three platform holders which one would you marry, f***, and kill?

Tags: Tell GameRevolution, Community

Comments

LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Mar 1st, 2012 at 8:57 pm
I'd marry Microsoft, **** Sony, and kill Nintendo.

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Mar 1st, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Here's an even better question for everyone: Of the three GameRevolution Radio hosts, who would you marry, kill, and ****? I'd do all of the above to all of them, in the order I just gave.

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Anthony_Severino
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 6:49 am
I **** before marriage. Gotta taste the milk before you buy the cow.

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Anthony_Severino
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 6:49 am
Oh wait, you said you'd kill us, then **** us. Meh, I'm cool with that.

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213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 9:31 am
Undecided for the GR host so id **** 213EDD, Kill 213EDD, and marry 213EDD (of which does not have to be carried out in said order)
M Microsoft
F Sony
K Nintendo

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Noritama
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:55 pm
kill sony, marry nintendo, **** microsoft.

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Chunibrow
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Mar 1st, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Marry Microsoft, **** Nintendo and kill Sony

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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 12:45 am
Marry Sony, kill Microsoft (oh sweet justice...), and walk away from Nintendo, shaking my head.

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freek187
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 am
While we're on the sex with consoles thing I think I'll try to play a game with my "joystick"-watch out vita, that touch screen is about to get violated! Oh, and I agree with De-Ting

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 am
I'll marry Nintendo for the classic games. Fuck Sony, because it's not copying anyone. Kill Microsoft, because it copies other companies and make it better.

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Imnickson
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 6:10 am
I would kill Microsoft because she's just a whore (have you seen all the ads(aids)). I shall lay with Nintendo because she's mature and can teach me some things. And I would marry Sony because despite her faults she is still classy.

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Gunner37
Joined: Jan 2009

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 6:32 am
Marry Sony, kill Microsoft (finally), and will lay in bed with Nintendo

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Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 2009

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 6:51 am
Marry sony, screw Microsoft (wordplay!), kill Nintendo

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Keri_Honea
Joined: Dec 2011

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 9:42 am
Marry Sony, boff Microsoft, kill Nintendo

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 9:57 am
marry micro, screw sony, kick (and kill) nintendogs

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D0ugie
Joined: Mar 2012

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Marry SONY(she's all ready got my money) F@#K Microsoft(cuz she's just soooo sweet) And kill Nintendo (Cuz I'm over 12 year olds)

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 3:46 pm
PC's rule! Consoles drool!

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Mar 10th, 2012 at 8:28 am
You need a catchier more modern slogan, a thesaurus will be your forge as you level up your wordsmithing.

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012 at 9:31 pm
I'd marry Microsoft for the financial stability, have a hot, sordid affair by f*****g Sony, and kill Nintendo for not being relevant in my life for the better part of a decade.

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