Tell GR: What Would Be On Mass Effect 3's Warning Label?

Warning - watching the ending has been directly linked to suicide

Warning: Requires Origin to play

Warning: To make sure you can safely play, tell your doctor if you have any of these other conditions:

•heart disease or heart rhythm problems;

•a recent history (in the past 6 months) of a heart attack, stroke, or congestive heart failure;

•high or low blood pressure;

•coronary artery disease;

•liver or kidney diseas;

•a blood cell disorder such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia;

•a bleeding disorder such as hemophilia;

•a stomach ulcer;

•retinitis pigmentosa (an inherited condition of the eye);

•a physical deformity of the penis (such as Peyronie's disease); or

•if you have been told you should not have sexual intercourse for health reasons.

Warning: Disappointment ahead.

This product contains equivocation, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Warning: This game causes video game journalist to not be able to talk, post or write about anything else.

Love you GR.

Warning - may cause sudden verbal violence over the internet against Bioware and EA.

Warning: Rampant futanari


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Warning: May cause drowsiness in alligators.

Only the real awesome will get that.

Warning:
If you have not played the first two Mass Effect games, you will not give a flying fucκ about what people think of the ending of this game.

Warning: Don't finish the game. Just don't finish it. Trust us.

WARNING: The following game features violence performed by fictional characters or under the supervision of fictional characters. Accordingly, EA and Bioware insist no one attempt to re-create or re-enact any violence or fictional activity performed in this game.

Warning: Ending might cause spontaneous flame wars in official forums.

Warning: This is my favorite game on the citadel.

Warning: Homosexual Krogan on Krogan Sex inside.