Tell GR: What Would You Do for One of These GameRevolution Notebooks?

What wouldn't I do? That looks like the perfect place to record my dream diary.

I would eat a Klondike Bar! Seriously, I would probably write a haiku for Haiku Friday if GR gives this away at a prize. Also, are we talking just the GR notebook or The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

Thats what you think.

Which begs the question: What did you have to do to get that advance copy?

That notebook is sexy, and that game next to it is sexier! Can't wait for the review; who's the lucky one who gets to review it?

Oh great, more of GR’s stereotyping. "Let’s have the Asian guy do the review of the game with dragons in it. Everybody knows that Asians love dragons right, just look at Chinatown dragons everywhere.”
(gamerevolution.com/review/dragon-ball-z-ultimate-tenkai​chi)

Yes, I would take the GR notebook before I take Skyrim.

i would sever the limbs of my children and sell them on the black market ... don't really know how that would help me in this situation, but i figure if i don't win then i can get enough money to buy skyrim outright!

I'd dig up Freddie Mercury's body and wear his gigantic teeth in place of my own.

I'd dig up Freddie Mercury's body and wear his gigantic teeth in place of my own.

I'd go back in time and draw a picture of Bowser to compete with Anthony's Mario.

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

I'd firebomb my local GameStop.

i would pirate that notebook. Then I'd warn you of the dangers of scurvy.

I'd go back in time and draw a picture of Bowser to compete with Anthony's Mario.

Doh, double post.

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more,
just to be the man who walked 1,000 MILES
to mop your kitchen floor.

I would slay a dragon and taxidermy that beast to be put on display at the GR compound.

I'd buy a shooter for a console.

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not promise things we can't take back here.

TPS REPORTS ^

I would hold Daniel down and have tiny read his infinite amount of haiku's.

TPS REPORTS ^

I will create and name a unique sandwhich after GR and serve it to someone in my Kitchen?

It'd also be the perfect place to practice my haiku's in if I won it, as so far all of mine have sucked.

I thought you were a dude?

Well, let me tell you something funny but true. Yesterday I was thinking before going to bed and after reading your rant about the rushed reviews and devs not sending review copies on time, that It would be nice of Bethesda to give you the "big" Skyrim review copy some days before its release, and I said "2 weeks in advance would do the trick, playing it for 6 hours per day you cover more than 80 hours, enough to review it"

Today I look at this, and you know what? I think I deserve both the notebook and the game once you finish reviewing it as payment for my persuasion services alone.

Regards,

Your guardian angel

That's what she said.

Is it a Netbook? It looks like a Netbook. What size is the screen? What’s the OS? How about battery life?

Hey stupid! You do know that’s not a computer, right.

I would RIM THE SKY

You wouldn't catch me dead buying a Bethesda game on a console for one, since you cant mod them, and thats the only reason why their games are worth buying. Finally, can the netbook surf internet porn? if no, no thanks.

I'd pre order it....oh its for the notebook? nvm

Well, since I now have your address, I'd probably just, you know, drive down to California, let myself into the office, and.... hmmm.... steal it? take it? bribe you for it? No, I'd take everything else of value, including FUCKING skyrim and leave you with just your dinky notebook.

I would enter this contest.

I would fight someone who would do anything for a Klondike Bar. Those people are the crazies.

For the notebook, nothing. I don't really write much in the way of notes. For the copy of Skyrim, I'd probably spend about $59.99 plus tax and wait two weeks.

For the notebook, I would write in it all my notes and doodles. In French. Show off my GR swag in class, make 'em all envy and mass murderous for such pimped gear.
As for Skyrim, I don't have any of these current gen fancy gizmos or a computer that's not a wheelchair-bound old-geezer who can't find his false dentures.

Is... is that paper? There's paper in there? Wow, we still use that stuff?

Well what I will do is not buy MW3. I say so because the cases Activision uses have ruined many discs by cracking the centre so it renders the dis unreadable and EB Games will not take these discs on trade in. It's the only game I've ever had multiple disc failures due to a shitty case. I guess I'd like to win a notebook for my son who has a dead notebook right now and he needs another one for school and I can't afford to buy him one.

Not forgiven for Bethesdas lawyers. Meh to your game featuring the word scrolls. Meh I say.

I Would create a GR account after at least 10 years of frequenting this site.

Come to think of it, maybe it's closer to 15?
How long has the interwebz been around now?

Yeah I just did the same thing. DOH!

I'll write in the web address to get a electronic notebook

I'd suck a dick.

And by suck a dick, I mean I wouldn't do anything for it since I'd probably never use it. But it'd look neat on my shelf with other unopened books.