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Tell GR: Who Should I Create In Soul Calibur V?

Posted on Thursday, February 2 @ 16:04:24 Eastern by danielrbischoff


When I woke up this morning and saw Princess Zelda and Link beating the shit out of eachother, I thought one thing: who would GR pick in a fight? Seriously... Link and Zelda are just kicking the crap out of eachother with weapons and stuff.... So why am I turning to you? Well I can't just go about playing games all day. I have to turn it all into work somehow.

Which two characters should I create in Soul Calibur V?

Related Games:   Soul Calibur V


  • Anthony_Severino
    Anthony_Severino - Joined: Oct 14, 2010
    You know who gets my vote: Paul Gale. His secret move can be called Gale Force Wind. His punches are like knives to the throat. His kicks are like gunshots to the sternum. The only weapons he carries are his fists, and his devilish good looks and charm.

    Then again, he would make the gameplay so uneven, as all of his moves are one-hit kills. Even if you hit him, it one-hit kills you.
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    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 pm
  • Guernica
    Guernica - Joined: Mar 13, 2009
    Create GR people and make a tourney to see who is the best SC char.
    0 1Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 pm
  • Jessica_Vazquez
    Jessica_Vazquez - Joined: Sep 25, 2010
    ooo I like that Idea.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 7:56 am
  • xxlordskullxx
    xxlordskullxx - Joined: Nov 27, 2007
    Dog the Bounty Hunter. I made him in Saints Row 1. I chuckled quite a bit.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:47 pm
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns - Joined: Jun 30, 2003
    Batman. Duh. It's a character creation thing, right? There's no "who," just "how."
    0 1Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 pm
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit - Joined: Mar 15, 2009
    Anybody who's fully clothed. I do NOT want to see overweight men in thongs.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:24 pm
  • Lien
    Lien - Joined: Feb 1, 2008
    Newt and romney... Then make the winner fight against ninja obama.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 6:13 pm
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome - Joined: Apr 25, 2007
    Why not go the blasphemous route and pick religious figures: Jesus vs Muhammed, Moses vs Buddah, Joseph Smith vs Lord Xenu!
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    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 7:08 pm
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit - Joined: Mar 15, 2009
    I kid you not, my roommate and I in college made Jesus in Soul Calibur 3. He was using Talim's moveset since we figured that the winning animation of holding the tonfas across the chest looked like a cross and Talim's personality was mostly selfless. Jesus was the worst fighter we ever pitted against the AI theater. He lost to Death. He lost to the Shadow from the pulp fiction novels. He lost to every other character we created in the game, culminating in his final defeat against a schoolgirl.

    That's right. Jesus lost to a Schoolgirl.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 9:17 pm
  • nine_ball
    nine_ball - Joined: Nov 28, 2011
    It's because you didn't make him Kilik.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 7:11 am
  • Bras
    Bras - Joined: Jul 16, 2008
    Cthulhu

    *drops mic, walks off*
    0 1Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 7:29 pm
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000 - Joined: Feb 28, 2010
    Make a Danielrbischoff!
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012 at 7:54 pm
  • MasterRabbi
    MasterRabbi - Joined: May 16, 2007
    The characters from Golden Axe. I'm really missing my Sega recently...
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:43 am
  • nine_ball
    nine_ball - Joined: Nov 28, 2011
    Jill Valentine, Slenderman, and the Soldier from TF2
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 7:15 am
  • t1pz0r
    t1pz0r - Joined: May 21, 2008
    Gordon Freeman and the G-Man.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 11:16 am
  • Commiebot
    Commiebot - Joined: Mar 27, 2007
    -Ronald McDonald & Hamburglar
    -Ornstein and Smough from Dark Souls
    -Ser Jaime and Brienne from Game of Thrones
    -Leon & Krauser from RE:4
    -The cast of Seinfeld. Kramer using Voldo's moveset.
    -Guybrush Threepwood and Ghost Pirate LeChuck.
    0 0Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 pm
  • nine_ball
    nine_ball - Joined: Nov 28, 2011
    Hard Gay with Voldo's moveset. That'd be hilarious.
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    Posted: Feb 3rd, 2012 at 4:18 pm

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