Update: I was unfortunately not aware of Shamus Young's severe criticism of Fallout 3 available here to link in the original piece and I regret that. It dovetails rather nicely with what I've written and it's much better executed than my piece. I strongly recommend anyone...
Nintendo has two epic adventures on their eShop this week, but it'll be up to you to decide if you wanna go old-school or new-school.
The Wonderful 101 - Wii U (September 15th)
Zelda II - The Adventure of Link - Wii U VC
Toki Tori 2+ - Wii U ($8.99 limited time)
Super Little Acrons 3D Turbo - 3DS ($3.99 limited time)
Bike Rider DX - 3DS ($2.99 limited time)
Tecmo Bowl - 3DS VC
Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl - 3DS Demo
Letter Challenge - DSiWare/3DS
Tales to Enjoy! Little Red Riding Hood - DSiWare/3DS
Tales to Enjoy! Puss in Boots - DSiWare/3DS
Xbox Live Arcade
Don't you hate when Scrooge McDuck comes to your party and everyone's like "Aw, man Scrooge! Shotgun this beer dude!" and McDuck does it every time, and then he craps on the carpet and passes out? Then in the morning he won't leave.... Well, he's hit up all the major downloadable platforms and I think he needs help.
DuckTales: Remastered - Xbox 360
I don't want erroneous lists and fanboys to get in my way. That's why I use PSLS's weekly PSN update. It's my source for The Download and it smells good too.
Puppeteer - PS3
NHL 14 - PS3
Street Fighter X Tekken - PS3
Dragon Fantasy Book II - PSN, Vita
Sanctum 2 - PSN
Hunter's Trophy 2 - Australia - PSN
Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter HD - PSN
Killzone: Mercenary - PS Vita
Mystic Heroes - PS2 Classic
Galaga Legions DX - Free for PS+ Subscribers
Get yourself ready for a whole lot of Wizardry. The way I hulk out is by putting on all three of those Wizardry games at once and just bask in CRT monitor gamma rays. It's effective.
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs - PC, Mac, Linux
Dominions 3: The Awakening - PC, Mac, Linux
Wizardry 6: Bane of the Cosmic Forge - PC, Mac, Linux
Wizardry 7: Crusaders of the Dark Savant - PC, Mac, Linux
Wizardry 8 PC
PlayClaw 5 - PC
Smashmuck Champions - PC, Mac
Arma 3 - PC
Superfrog HD - PC, Mac, Linux
Paranormal - PC
Aarklash: Legacy - PC
The Download will be back next with another mobile gaming hit to spotlight. Until then, if you're an Android user and wanna give us a tip on a great game to recommend, drop it in the comments.