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The Original Koopas of Comedy

Posted on Thursday, August 4 @ 05:37:14 Eastern by Anthony Severino

Why did the Koopa cross the road? To get the shell out of Mario's way. Hey, don't throw tomatoes at me! I'm just the opening act. The real show is all about the Koopa Troopa.

Tags: Goodies, Mario

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Aug 4th, 2011 at 6:51 am
Alright, now time for some heckling. "Hey Koopa! Why don't you get off stage. Yeah, your show is a real "shell" out." "Hey, Hey Koopa! You look like Filbert Turtle!"

*Filbert Turtle reference a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/115/0c3004750aae463391aa5790a6e31a17/m.jpg*

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Aug 4th, 2011 at 9:15 am
Is that George Costanza?

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Aug 4th, 2011 at 11:46 am
No, that's a sprite of a Red Koopa Troopa featured in many Mario Bros games.

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stylekiller
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 4th, 2011 at 11:51 am
"What's the deal with these piranha plants? They're not piranha nor plants. You can't just grow a tree from a toilet bowl."

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Aug 4th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry “Shell”-feld?

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