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The People Speak - La Gente Habla

Posted on Wednesday, January 30 @ 17:29:52 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

When America goes out to eat, who's in the back washing the dishes? Well, actually I had a dish-washing job once. It sucked. How about when America goes looking to go shopping for a new car or other economy-boosting item? Who waves them in the right direction? Well, I worked as a sign-spinner too, advertising for car dealerships and new homes.

I guess... that makes me a part of the immigration problem. That's why the county is in such a mess! I haven't left. Thankfully, I can just go live with Senor Heath.

#1 - OdiousLupous
Senator Claims Video Games Are "A Bigger Problem Than Guns"
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Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has opposed most efforts in the Senate to bring an end to the Iraq War or reduce the number of troops in Iraq, voting against an amendment to a bill that would have required that soldiers be given minimum periods of rest before being redeployed to Iraq.

Yeah, video games affect people, not as much as war, real war, wars started on false information fabricated by unqualified members of government. Me no like government and its views on my entertainment.

#2 - Chunibrow
Sony Patents Controller That Gest Erect, Limp, Hot, And Cold
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Seriously why can't controllers just be controllers? Why all this stupid "innovation" when real, practical changes are being ignored. How about covering the controller in a material that absorbs sweat and grips better? Please, pay me what the guy who came up with the temperature changing controller gets paid so I can help prevent the next generation of consoles from being a punch line.

#3 - Sourdeez
Senator Claims Video Games Are "A Bigger Problem Than Guns"
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Douchebag Idiot
And then

Corrupt ass mother****er

#4 - xDUMPWEEDx
Sell the PlayStation Vita Yourself, Sony
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Does anyone else still think that "Vita" was a poor name choice for the console? It's not even remotely cool IMO.

#5 - Bras
DmC Launch Sales Bust In Japan, Performs Worse Than All Predecessors
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You can blame Capcom, I'm not buying full-priced games from a publisher that does things like sell SFxTekken with locked on-disc content AKA future DLC, among other things I don't remember right now.

And for an honorable mention, here's our friendly neighbor to the ~~east~~ south. Por Que, indeed.

Mi_llamo_es_Loco
GameRevolution Roundtable: Ni No Kuni
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Me gusta mucho los podcastios con el Heath. Su voz es muy smooth y soothing como una massagio para mi cabeza. Y la chica? Oy, oy, madre mia. Heath us un lucky madrefukero, la voz de la esposa. ?POR QUE?

The People Speak is a weekly spotlight on the GameRevolution community and all of their beautiful feedback on the week's news, reviews, previews, and topics. Don't forget to down vote your competition!

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Comments

OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
Huzzah

Totally ****ing spam

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 6:19 pm
Darn it heath, i only took one year of Spanish and yet i could see through your disguise.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 8:42 pm
What?! If that's Heath... then... who's.... no. NO NO NO NO
youtu.be/Xx3Mc-ORKdM

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Sourdeez
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 6:22 pm
of course the one time I leave it to simple name calling response I make it into the top x-x lol

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 8:42 pm
99% of the time, it works 100% of the time.

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Chunibrow
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 10:45 pm
Highbrow antics are lost on us here at GR

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Chunibrow
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 7:16 pm
Woop whoop 3 out of 5, I'm going for the record

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Jan 30th, 2013 at 11:33 pm
Why, I think that image above is not exactly what you would call my avatar.

And... Loco is back!

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Jan 31st, 2013 at 9:45 am
Fixed! Sorry about that.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Jan 31st, 2013 at 2:50 am
Why am I not featured in The People Speak? Was it something I didn't say?
Pourquoi suis je pas aussi dans The People Speak? Était-ce quelque chose que je n'ai pas dit?
Warum bin ich nicht in die Menschen sprechen vorgestellten? War es etwas, was ich habe nicht gesagt?
¿Por qué estoy yo no aparece en la gente habla? ¿Es algo que no dije?
なぜ私

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PineappleUltra
Joined: Jan 2013

Posted: Jan 31st, 2013 at 9:02 am
This is 'Merica! Where we speak 'Merican dammit!!

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Jan 31st, 2013 at 9:17 am
Si analizamos la coyuntura actual de este sitio de la red, devoto de los videojuegos y el humor ingenioso, me animaría a pensar que se debe a que usted no ha tenido un comentario que haya sido percibido por la comunidad como hilarante y provisto de gran valor literario, ergo no TPS for you.

クマ、大きな毛

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Jan 31st, 2013 at 3:59 pm
*tongue placed between the lips* pppbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt...

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