The People Speak - More Like Hate Train
Posted on Wednesday, September 11 @ 20:00:00 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff
As the main character of a hugely popular video game (it's called My Life and it's got kick-ass virtual reality), it's about time I got my own busty sidekick. Like Daxter, but you know, less fur, less annoying, not a man, the list goes on. Just forget I ever brought up Daxter. He's a terrible sidekick and he's stupid.
Now Cortana, that's a sidekick. And as this week's penultimate commenter, PineappleUltra gets the pleasure of debugging her! That's right, all the weird glitches where she's like muttering and freaking out and screaming, enjoy 'em, Pineapple. Don't forget to click on our top-spot securing commenter's name above to send him a Comrade request and increase your influence over meaningless online social circles.
Two major disruptions are likely to derail next week's TPS Report. One, I'm traveling on business from Monday through Wednesday. Not only will I miss my local GameStop's midnight launch, but I'll also be missing out on the first public hours of Grand Theft Auto V. Deal with me if I miss The People Speak next week. I'm sure you'll be too busy exploring Los Santos to care.
#1 - PineappleUltra
#2 - ToyLatrine
#3 - oblivion437
#4 - Sourdeez
#5 - holonic
The People Speak wraps up the five highest-rated (sorta) comments for the past 7 days. Anyone can offer their beautiful words on the week's news, reviews, previews, and topics... all you have to do is register for an account, comrade! Don't forget to down vote the competition!
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