The People Speak - NSA Sign Out
Posted on Wednesday, January 15 @ 18:00:00 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff
In a world where we remain on the brink of an ever more powerful corporatocracy, only a stupid gadget like the Kinect could bring it all crumbling down around us. Imagine if congressional and parliamentary leaders had to vote by Kinect or if President Obama could only sign laws with Microsoft's motion-sensing camera? While we already know everyone in the halls of power have earned their individual idiot cards, it'd be nice if they looked the part too.
I like to think of the situation this way. Hubmaier, however, has a very different take on Xbox One's Kinect. I'm sure there are several dozen NSA contractors and ISP employees jerking it to my beautiful mouth as it opens up to consume an apple fritter whole, but please let them all be gentle and kind in their disgusting voyeur fantasy jobs.
#1 - Hubmaier
#2 - elmoreoocyte
#3 - oblivion437
#4 - uptown710
#5 - Stickyellowsock
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