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The People Speak - Worst. Comment. Ever.

Posted on Wednesday, February 27 @ 17:15:00 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

Whether you want to admit it or not, everyone kind of loves a good troll. A good troll, mind you, doesn't just set out to ruin everyone's day. He or she sets out to really paint a target on themself. A good troll does such an amazing job grinding productivity and fun to a halt that people stop, take notice, and remember next time. At least that's what happened when Stealth2K stopped back last week during all of our PS4 coverage.

Comments for the week hit an all-time high on GameRevolution, as did active commeters, meaning our happy little family got just a little bit bigger, but not before we determined who'll never be invited back. Seriously, just look at the list of negative comments the rats spinning the wheels at the GR compound spit out.

Can this ever be topped? Is Stealth2k planning his next strike? Will more new people come to GameRevolution despite the smell? Let's get to the list!

#1 - GRTroll
Sony Will Compete With Valve, Not Microsoft Next-Generation
16 Thumbs Up - 1 Thumbs Down

Welp, looks like my job here has already been done. Back to my cave I go!

#2 - reiandcoke
Tell GR: PlayStation Or Nintendo 64?
10 Thumbs Up - 4 Thumbs Down

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the PlayStation didn't have Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Perfect Dark, Banjo-Kazooie, Mario Kart 64, Star Fox 64, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Pokemon Snap, Mario 64, Paper Mario, Diddy Kong Racing, GoldenEye, Banjo-Tooie, Smash Bros., Mario Golf & Tennis, Excitebike 64, Blast Corps, 1080, PilotWings 64 and Sin & Punishment. You'll survive.

#3 - LawnGnome
What Are You Playing? February 23rd, 2013
9 Thumbs Up - 0 Thumbs Down

The Witcher. I know I'm supposed to be on some sort of epic quest, but I'm overly obsessed with collecting all of the naked lady romance cards.

In reply - tinymhg

7 Thumbs Up - 0 Thumbs Down

That is an "epic quest".

#4 - thedarkstar
Eidos Exec Talks Next-Gen, Xbox 720 Will Supposedly Have Watermarked Discs
8 Thumbs Up - 0 Thumbs Down

Or, they will gloss over it completely and reveal that at a later date. That is what scares me.

#5 - cyberjim2000
DayZ Developers Get To Pretend They're Zombies
7 Thumbs Up - 0 Thumbs Down

Me and a friend were exploring an airport on the northern part of the map. He went ahead to the air control tower while I was checking out the hangers. I messed up and got chased around by the zombies. So I ran into the hanger to take care of them. I turned around and saw another person in a corner looking at me with an AK in his hand. I knew it wasn't my friend because the player was using the default model and my friend uses a black man's model. I looked back and for awhile we just stared at each other with weapons in hand.

Well, I guess I pulled the trigger first and unloaded bullets into his face. I told my friend and we looted the guy's corpse. I felt really bad because he wasn't exactly hostile and to this day I felt guilty about it. I wished I could pull a George Lucas and say that the other guy shot first and I was just defending myself... But I know I shot first and it was either me or him. My friend later said, "Don't worry. It gets easier every time..." Well, it doesn't.

The People Speak is a weekly spotlight on the GameRevolution community and all of their beautiful feedback on the week's news, reviews, previews, and topics. Don't forget to down vote your competition!

Related Games: Mario Kart 64, The Witcher

Tags: The People Speak, Community

Comments

Jonathan_Leack
Joined: Jan 2012

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 5:36 pm
I've been working here for over a year and I've never seen someone so hateful in the comments. I'm not as mad at Stealth2k as I am upset that his parents failed so hard to teach him manners. I can just imagine his first job interview:

Interviewer: So what makes you a good candidate for this job?
Stealth2k: I'm gonna work here because I'm the best and you guys suck compared to me. Oh, and by the way, my opinion destroys yours.
Interviewer: Very well, then.

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hewhowasonceme
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:30 pm
You have to give it up to him for being so consistent on his doucheyness. He makes my lunch breaks.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:55 pm
Yeah, say what you will about Stealth2K Jonathan. He's at least reliable.

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Jonathan_Leack
Joined: Jan 2012

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:04 pm
Fine. I'll hire him.

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Jobin_Wendy
Joined: Mar 2012

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:50 pm
They say no press is bad press, so he could be the official GR negative-hype-guy.

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 10:07 pm
The other day he posted a reply to a comment I posted in a thread almost four months ago. You read that correctly. Four. Months. That means he actually went out of his way to go through the trouble of finding that article in order to call me a "dips**t.".

Never let it be said that just because someone is a douchenozzle of biblical proportions, that they aren't hard workers. He is clearly willing to go above and beyond the call of his bridge in order to give 110% when trying to lower the self-esteem of some poor, unsuspecting billy goat. In some weird, perverse way, I almost respect it.

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cereal13killer
Joined: Nov 2008

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Don't respect trolls, it just encourages them.

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dirty_f
Joined: Nov 2010

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
This is completely off topic but... i really ****ing wanna play DayZ. Lookin to see if its possible to play on my macbook pro right now...

On topic: in my view a good troll should at least be entertaining. This guy was just being a ****wit. It wasn't deliberate trolling just for the lulz.

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thedarkstar
Joined: Feb 2011

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Woo hoo! I made the list!

*does a happy dance*

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sandineyes
Joined: May 2008

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:42 pm
"Me and a friend..." Bar the windows, CyberJim! Legions of Catholic Nuns are surely breaking out the rulers and tracing your computer as we speak!

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Ivory_Soul
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:03 pm
No matter how much of an ass I am I can never make the list. Guess I'm not putting my heart and soul into it :-(

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:13 pm
You'll get there someday! There's lots of different ways to make it into TPS.

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Chunibrow
Joined: Mar 2010

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Being me helps.

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Well, now we know there are two ways one can make an appearance.

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Jonathan_Leack
Joined: Jan 2012

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:29 pm
Pst... talking about Daniel's manly facial hair might get you a few thumbs. :)

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Kakulukia
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 8:07 pm
Everyone thumbs-up this comment! FOR IVORY!

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Kakulukia
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:34 pm
You can follow Stealth Quotes on Twitter! Hilarious!
twitter.com/StealthQuotes
(Mostly quotes from his Destructoid account)

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:37 pm
Hahaha, omg, I wonder who set that up.

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Kakulukia
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 8:05 pm
He has some sort of reverse cult following over on Dtoid. It's... pretty ****ed up.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 2:57 am
This is the best news I read all day.

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elmoreoocyte
Joined: Apr 2012

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 7:10 am
You win today's internets.

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xDUMPWEEDx
Joined: Jan 2012

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:47 pm
GRTroll for President!

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friggest
Joined: Mar 2008

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
I nominate myself for worst comments. I am hateful, elitest, and a bad speller. I think I made it past the ban hammer a couple years back, but I did apologize (to Duke and that fox news writer).

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friggest
Joined: Mar 2008

Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Life is about growing, making strides. Too bad you're like to old before you finally start to get **** right. (At my rate anyways).

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Ivory_Soul
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 12:57 am
Wow you're an ass to yourself...multi talented!

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Feb 28th, 2013 at 9:51 am
I love GR, and one reason is the community. You guys are a pretty good group of guys (uh... you too Dan).

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