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Remember, getting nominated for The People Speak nets you one entry for our quarterly drawing. NOMINATING also nets you one entry. Pay the love you get forward and nominate comments!

Our daily question, Tell GameRevolution is guaranteed to have a comment featured from each post. That commenter will get DOUBLE entries into our drawing. If you successfully nominate a comment from Tell GameRevolution, you'll net DOUBLE entries as well.


A Very Precious Haiku Friday

Comment by Merlin. Nominated by tinymhg.

People Cant seem to read
Open your eyes and see it
Right there at the top

Something's Wrong with Reviews (and Reviewers)

Comment by Rinnon. Nominated by C_nate.

I think you're right about WHY people view it this way, but I think it's a problem none the less. School marks and Game marks aren't actually measuring the same thing. When we review a game, we are assessing the quality of the game. Marks in school are an indicator SOMETIMES in quality of, say writing, but often in quantity of things remembered during the class. To say you've truly learned everything in the class, you should be over 90%. If you're not there, there are things you seemingly didn't learn. 50% means you only learned HALF the material in the class. We're right to say, that's pretty bad. But when it comes to assigning a level of quality to a game... it seems like the bottom half of the out of 10 is just useless. There's no difference between 1 and 5 essentially, except HOW bad a game is. If you were to use it to be more clear, 1 would be "The Worst Game Ever" 10 would be "The Best Game Ever" and 5 would be "Neither Good, nor Bad." As it stands now, where really only 6 to 10 is used, you might as well just be marking out of 5 and be giving a lot of 2.5s. That would at least be more honest looking.

Memory Cards Necessary for PlayStation Vita

Comment by De-Ting. Nominated by TheJx4.

Son-y, I am disappoint.

New Trailer Shows Off Assassin's Creed: Revelations Multiplayer Enhancements

Comment by Masterwabbit. Nominated by danielrbischoff.

That trailer seems to be missing something.
Hang on, let me flick this switch -

*click*
"WOB WOB WOB W-w-w-WOB WOB WOB WAAAAAaaaahhhb"

There we go.

Japanese Female Students Want to Marry Nintendo Husbands

Comment by cyberjim2000. Nominated by Bras.

I guess they're into Nintendo's Wii.

Mario Kart 7 Gets 3DS Wheel Attachment

Comment by De-Ting. Nominated by MrrClean.

Up next: 3DS Wheel/Analog stick/George Foreman grill attachment.

Tell GR: What Would You Do For One of these GameRevolution Notebooks

Comment by 213EDD. Nominated by tinymhg.

I would hold Daniel down and have tiny read his infinite amount of haiku's.

Tell GR: What's Your Favorite Mod?

Comment by sliverstorm. Nominated by drathbone.

There were a few mods for the original Half-Life back in the day. One was a class-based capture the flag game and the other was an objective-based tactical shooter that had rounds instead of respawns.

Not really sure whatever happened to them, but at the time they were the bee's knees.

Tell GR: Main Campaign or Side-Quests?

Comment by Commiebot.

It really depends on the game. If the main quest is interesting and/or story based, I'll be more interested in seeing what developers have in store for me. Conversely, if the main quest is only there to guide me from place to place, with side quests to broaden and liven up the world and my companions, I'm all for them.

That said, here's the thing: sidequests are generally much more interesting because in my experience most developers got lazy with the main quest, and wanted to pad out time (I'm looking at you, Borderlands), while in a good game, the sidequests bolster the experience of the main quest. Also I think we can all agree that semi-mandatory sidequests are the worst thing possible, few would enjoy going drinking with Roman in GTA IV or the exploration to find missiles in Super Metroid if it were absolutely mandatory for finishing things.

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Comments
  • 213EDD
    213EDD

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    The 3rd time i've seen Rinnon's comment and I still manage to laugh.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Rinnon, future hostage negotiator



    You know I never got my cereal :(
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Nov 6th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    How the hell haven't you gotten your cereal yet?
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    I think you mean "successfully nominating".
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    Where are you referring to?
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Second sentence.
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    The way I read that is as long as I just nominated every post for TPS, I should statistically win every quarterly drawing. *SUCCESSFULLY* nominating would make more sense, since I can't just arbitrarily nominate every stupid post there is. Of course, successfully meaning the comment I nominated was, in fact, a post that was featured in the weekly TPS. Also, the screenshot of the post at the top, are those entered or just for funnies?
  • Eyebrowsbv31
    Eyebrowsbv31

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    So do I get a notebook then? I'll buy resistance for the PS3 if I do.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    I don't know how many of those we have and like Anthony said on the post we really just wanted to show you guys that we've got Skryim in our hands for review.

    Buuuutttt.... if people really like them then I can put forward that we order more notebooks instead of T-Shirts this year.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    Fuck yeah, nutbooks.
  • HK-47
    HK-47

    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    Are we talking about peanuts or man-size walnuts?
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    HK-47 4 TPS
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2

    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: Oct 30th, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    You guys have GR t-shirts? How about you hand those out for prizes too?
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 12:48 am
    Also, FPS Russia is by far the coolest bro on YouTube.
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000

    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 1:10 am
    I don't know about you but I think all those bullets fixed his Xbox.
  • damo_rox619
    damo_rox619

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 3:15 am
    i prefer xbox to any other console but that was funny lol
  • Daddio
    Daddio

    Joined: Nov 2008
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 5:06 am
    in soviet russia, xbox red rings you!
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 8:25 am
    I didn't understand Merlin's comment, sucks missing something good for being stupid :-(
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Tap the link right above Merlin’s comment and read it in context. (Read the whole article.)
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Done, thanks tinymhg!
    Look at my haiku there, in the page you weren't supposed to put it woohoo!

    As I myself prove it yet again, sucks missing something for being stupid.
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns

    Joined: Jun 2003
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 10:17 am
    You really should pay more attention to the forums.
  • Commiebot
    Commiebot

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    And somehow I manage, possibly while drunk, to wander into the people speak without being nominated.

    Wait a minute, this isn't where I parked my car.

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