The People Speak: MF Dragonborn

if i see anyone wearing this, i swear i will rape their favorite pet in front of them

Got all of my holiday shopping for the family done on Black Friday on Amazon. Got some good lightning deals on dish sets for my mother, books for my dad, and stuff like that. I'm so deep into BF3 and Skyrim (which came with $30 in Amazon credit from preorders btw) right now I didn't pick up any new games for myself. Got my eye on MW3 & Batman AC, but I also see ME3 coming down the line, so who knows. I did need a new Xbox Live Gold card, so I camped out online for one of those 3-month cards for $7.99 lightning deals. Waited and added it to my cart, but then when I tried to check out it wasn't there. Checked back on the deals page and the deal listing was gone too. Opened up an Amazon chat support window real quick and asked them what was up. They said there was a glitch, that the deal was gone, and maybe wouldn't be put back up. Then they gave me $20 off my next order without me even asking or complaning. Picked up a 12-month card for $25 after discount. Stay classy Amazon.com. Got great deals, all of my holiday shopping done (in my house robe), and didn't have to brave crowds or get pepper-sprayed. Huzzah for the Internets, and **** you Wal-Mart & the rest!

I haven't played Arkham City yet but here's my Test Answer:
The Joker unmasks Batman and reveals him to be Bruce Wayne. The woman of Gotham are so captivated by the news that they begin lining up for a date with the ass kicking millionaire. There are so many of them Bruce cannot decide which ones to choose so he gets in touch with Gotham TV and creates a reality show; The Bachelor: The Dark Knight in Body Armor Edition (airing Mondays at 9 following Dancing with the Villains) If he wants to go on another date with them he gives them a Batarang and when they're voted off he strings them up and says "FEAR ME!!!" Finally after finding his true love he then airs the wedding on live TV. The Joker kidnaps the bride mid ceremony and then blows her up in a warehouse. Bruce becomes an alcoholic over the loss of his love and after admitting he needs help he goes onto 'Super Hero Rehab' and the game ends with him exiting rehab with a new take on life.

I just embrace my addiction, no need to deny one self from the incredibleness. It's like saying "Orgasms are too awesome, I better quit that!"

I totally want a whimsicle.

going as close to Sony developed games as i can. Not all are developed by Sony:
Lester "The Animal" Young (Contender)
Spike (Ape Escape 1)
Tomba (Tomba)
Vahn (Legend of Legaia)
Parapa (Parapa the Rapper)
Toan (Dark Cloud)
Wanderer (Shadow of the Colossus)
Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank)
Sly (Sly Cooper)
Gabe Logan (Syphon Filter)
Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal)
Jo Kotomura (Bushido Blade 2)
Kratos (God of War)
Patapon (Patapon)
Jak (Jak and Daxter)
Cole (Infamous)
Radec (Killzone)
Sir Daniel Fortesque (MediEvil)
Drake (Uncharted)
Sackboy (Little Big Planet) will be the equivalent Kirby, being that he can copy other character's fighting styles.

My favorite shout has to be Fuh Kyo Couch