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The Power Glove Handjob

Posted on Friday, January 13 @ 10:26:18 Eastern by Anthony Severino

Now you're playing with ~~penis~~ Craigslist.

Okay, so tell the truth. Which one of you guys took out this ad on Craigslist?

Tags: goodies, nintendo

Comments

C_nate
Joined: Apr 2009

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 10:46 am
Wasn't me, I only let my girl use those Tater Mitts. That's the only real true way to get a HJ.

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Paulmichael
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 10:59 am
Awesome! But no that wasn't my posting, because I would never say "NO NERDS!!!" Nerdy girls can give the best H/BJs!

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StickyGreenGamer
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:08 am
The fact that he said no nerds leads me to believe that he'll be the one wearing the power glove. And we all know it was Urban.

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UrbanMasque
Joined: May 2007

Posted: Jan 16th, 2012 at 10:09 am
No, I would've advised her that I would be holding the duck-hunt gun to her head at the same time. Its only fair.

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usaglory
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:09 am
Not me either, because I think R.O.B. could do a better job (no pun intended... okay I lied).

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cyberjim2000
Joined: Feb 2010

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:13 am
So... what's the point of the girl wearing the power glove if she's giving you a blowjob?

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Paulmichael
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:18 am
To grip your base and other things that occur during any halfway-decent blowjob... :)

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Dude she gave me a bj and beat Bald Bull in punch out at the same time. Im gonna marry her.

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Falx
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
NOMINATED!!

This isn't spam.

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I don't think a power gloved handy would be very enjoyable vs the ungloved kind, for a gentleman. I can see the ladies enjoying a power fisting though.

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StickyGreenGamer
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
You can't get it wet!!!

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Thumb movement made Mario jump in the 3rd game.... using it in her bottom would probably get the same result.

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spartan317
Joined: Dec 2005

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Thanks to you sir I must now spend an hour cleaning the juice off of my monitor...

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friggest
Joined: Mar 2008

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
All three of these comments were golden. You should all win a prize. All very graphic though. NOMINATED for TPS. (all 3 jokes)

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 4:44 pm
I bet this person wants the sexual partner to perform the Konami code with hand motions.

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Ranim
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
No doubt this guy works at Ubisoft.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
If he was a lil older an Atari joystick would be used... somewhere. Can it be considered a 3-way if Ms. Pacman is involved.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
You sir, are a sick and twisted man, funny as hell though. Second nomination.

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NecroWolf
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
Nominated! /notspam

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NecroWolf
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 9:15 pm
I mean I nominate OdiousLupous... for some reason, it decided to not actually reply. Either that, or I'm a *******. I'll go with option 2.

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strangebiscuit
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 8:31 am
How would a non-nerd girl even know what a power glove is? That clause totally guarantees joblessness.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Very good point.

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