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Comments
  • C_nate
    C_nate

    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 10:46 am
    Wasn't me, I only let my girl use those Tater Mitts. That's the only real true way to get a HJ.
  • Paulmichael
    Paulmichael

    Joined: Oct 2010
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 10:59 am
    Awesome! But no that wasn't my posting, because I would never say "NO NERDS!!!" Nerdy girls can give the best H/BJs!
  • StickyGreenGamer
    StickyGreenGamer

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:08 am
    The fact that he said no nerds leads me to believe that he'll be the one wearing the power glove. And we all know it was Urban.
  • UrbanMasque
    UrbanMasque

    Joined: May 2007
    Posted: Jan 16th, 2012 at 10:09 am
    No, I would've advised her that I would be holding the duck-hunt gun to her head at the same time. Its only fair.
  • usaglory
    usaglory

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:09 am
    Not me either, because I think R.O.B. could do a better job (no pun intended... okay I lied).
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000

    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:13 am
    So... what's the point of the girl wearing the power glove if she's giving you a blowjob?
  • Paulmichael
    Paulmichael

    Joined: Oct 2010
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 11:18 am
    To grip your base and other things that occur during any halfway-decent blowjob... :)
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    Dude she gave me a bj and beat Bald Bull in punch out at the same time. Im gonna marry her.
  • Falx
    Falx

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    NOMINATED!!

    This isn't spam.
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    I don't think a power gloved handy would be very enjoyable vs the ungloved kind, for a gentleman. I can see the ladies enjoying a power fisting though.
  • StickyGreenGamer
    StickyGreenGamer

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    You can't get it wet!!!
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    Thumb movement made Mario jump in the 3rd game.... using it in her bottom would probably get the same result.
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    Thanks to you sir I must now spend an hour cleaning the juice off of my monitor...
  • friggest
    friggest

    Joined: Mar 2008
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    All three of these comments were golden. You should all win a prize. All very graphic though. NOMINATED for TPS. (all 3 jokes)
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    I bet this person wants the sexual partner to perform the Konami code with hand motions.
  • Ranim
    Ranim

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    No doubt this guy works at Ubisoft.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
    If he was a lil older an Atari joystick would be used... somewhere. Can it be considered a 3-way if Ms. Pacman is involved.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
    You sir, are a sick and twisted man, funny as hell though. Second nomination.
  • NecroWolf
    NecroWolf

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Nominated! /notspam
  • NecroWolf
    NecroWolf

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Jan 13th, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    I mean I nominate OdiousLupous... for some reason, it decided to not actually reply. Either that, or I'm a *******. I'll go with option 2.
  • strangebiscuit
    strangebiscuit

    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 8:31 am
    How would a non-nerd girl even know what a power glove is? That clause totally guarantees joblessness.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    Very good point.

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