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The Pyro Kills People with a Blow Torch in Battlefield 3

Posted on Wednesday, October 26 @ 10:58:52 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

It's surprising how much these kills remind me of Team Fortress 2's Pyro. How exactly do you type out one of he/she's maniacal taunts?

Anyways, anytime you kill someone in Battlefield 3 with your knife, think about the fact that you could have done it with a blow torch instead... then kill yourself.

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Tags: Battlefield

Comments

213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Lol Grade A comedy

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
That blow torch is way over powered

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Masterwabbit
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Needs more W+M1.

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Commiebot
Joined: Mar 2007

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I'M TRYING TO FIX YOU, STOP DYING YOU COWARD.

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gunseedam
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Imagine if this game had cows instead of people, itd be Cattlefield 3. Ohh do i hear playstation moove support.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 26th, 2011 at 9:55 pm
How long would a blow torch really need to go thru military body armor?

Sarge its getting really hot out here.
Well this is the desert private.
Yeah but its midnight and weve been in the shade for hours.
Well maybe youre coming down with somethin...holy jesus theres a man pointing a blowtorch at your back!

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