Posted on Saturday, November 24 @ 04:11:49 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
This is not a joke. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has appeared to us in a pumpkin pie. Bless his noodley appendages!
 The Manefesto is home to many things, but rarely is it the place of divine revelation. On Thanksgiving night, the Great Divine Deity of Pasta made an appearance in a pumpkin pie baked by no other than my wife, Miranda.
I do not know why we were selected for such a blessing, but we receive it with glad and open hearts.
No, you will not find it on eBay with such commercial sluts as the virgin Mary grilled cheese, or the gay Jesus in a pancake. I will not defame his greatness in this manner.
The photo is not doctored in any way, neither was the (delicious) pie. Click the image to enlarge the glory. I will be sending full, hi-res versions to the church for verification. I assume they will sing pirate shanteys to herald its arrival.
To those of you who did not believe before: believe now. His Pastafarian power extends beyond the spaghetti and the ravioli. It inhabits all food in all time and all space. His noodles are of infinite length and omnipotent power.
Even pie is no match, and cake is a lie.
Ramen.
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PsychoSavager
Joined: Mar 24, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 8:52 am |
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| *bows reverently* |
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PsychoSavager
Joined: Mar 24, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 8:53 am |
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| P.S. If you're not going to eat the pie, can I have it? |
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JCD
Joined: Sep 26, 2006
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 9:34 am |
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| Raziel #2 also likes this. You have been smiled upon. |
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Christos
Joined: Nov 24, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 3:04 pm |
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| This is a sign you will surely be blessed in the after life with full access to the stripper factory and the beer volcano. |
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Burn
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
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| Truly, we are all blessed by his noodley appendages. |
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Odbarc
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm |
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| My pie had images of my fist baked into it.
Also; I ate a hand full of pie. |
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Mammoth
Joined: Aug 5, 2006
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 5:12 pm |
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| Did the hand taste good? |
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jivesc00ter
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
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| a yes jcd i had been meaning to ask you about that, the one above you is clearly from the dc incarnation whats yours from? |
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Frankfurter209
Joined: Nov 16, 2006
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 7:59 pm |
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| Cake is a lie will probably go down in the pantheon of great game quotes like "All Your BAse..." and "I FEEL ASLEEP!!" |
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LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
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| Posted: Nov 24th, 2007 at 9:38 pm |
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| Well...i thought you hated all religions Duke. |
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NickKmet
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 25th, 2007 at 1:19 am |
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| Bow down to the greatness that has been revealed by the all-knowing! |
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Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 22, 2006
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| Posted: Nov 25th, 2007 at 3:47 am |
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| I love pumpkin pie and I love pasta. Me's hungry for god. |
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Odbarc
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 25th, 2007 at 11:13 am |
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| Hand-pie tasted bad. The pie is a lie too! In even rhymed! |
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cory-
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
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| Posted: Nov 25th, 2007 at 3:47 pm |
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| YOU SURELY DID NOT EAT THE HOLY ONE? PlEASE SAY NO! |
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Uver
Joined: Feb 4, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 25th, 2007 at 8:10 pm |
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| oh spaghetti monster, save us from the evil cakes! and deliver your pies from evil! |
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Longo_2_guns
Joined: Jun 30, 2003
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| Posted: Nov 26th, 2007 at 6:00 am |
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| As an actual Pastafarian, I think that you could send that pic to the "big guys" and get some swag. |
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DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
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| Posted: Nov 26th, 2007 at 11:30 am |
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| mmmm holy pie..... |
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shandog137
Joined: Mar 14, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 26th, 2007 at 2:57 pm |
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| Seems like a great time to start a pie cult, just don't drink the cool-aid... |
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gabrielAmerican
Joined: Nov 26, 2007
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| Posted: Nov 26th, 2007 at 4:09 pm |
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| mmmmmm...a slice of heaven |
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