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Posted on Friday, April 18 @ 11:12:48 Eastern by Duke_Ferris

Yesterday morning at about 5:00 AM the vast Game Revolution compound was robbed. Two master criminals ripped a non-opening window out of the wall, climbed over the broken glass, tripped the alarm, stole two Xbox 360's (minus cords), and ran.

I know it was two of them, because amazingly, they came back. After the cops were done swarming the area, they went off about other business. I, however, did not. I caught one of them trying to sneak in the front door (which was unlocked because I was there).

He stammered, "Um, do you know when they open upstairs?"

"Which business?" I asked.

"Um, the man said they were open upstairs. Sorry." He closed the door and ran. I turned and saw the other one running from the broken window.

I called 911, gave them a description and then ran outside myself to see if I could find them. Amazingly, the cops failed to capture these master criminals again, although several other witnesses saw them up close and personal and gave statements to the police.

Anyway, be on the lookout for Xbox Live user Zombiebot, I'm going to leave the account active and not reclaim it. It should automatically log-in if they connect to the internet. I've got a $100 GameStop card for anyone who can figure out who they are.

 

 


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Lentium
Lentium
Joined: Jan 10, 2008
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
They came back cause of RROD. seriously, that sucks; hope they find the bastards

MuteMatt860
Joined: Aug 16, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
WTF Those guys are too smart for us! We should just give up
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
'Least the nubs didn't make off with the more important stuffs...the PS3 and Wii.
mberko1
mberko1
Joined: Jan 3, 2008
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
they're obviously not smart if they stole the 360s and not those PS3s. why the F do you guys have a gamecube still?
joeblow
joeblow
Joined: Feb 27, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
It's cute?
Yokiro
Yokiro
Joined: Aug 28, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Neighbors got robbed a few years back, and being young and frightened, I sat by my entertainment corner with a sword all night for a few days... Games don't make people violent, people trying to steal games makes people violent.

SGSaint
Joined: Apr 18, 2008
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I'm gonna go ahead and explain something for the kids who are asking why the PS3's didn't get stolen. 360's sell better. In stores AND on the street. There you go.
UglykitteN
UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Well, at least 2 comments were posted before the inevitable "LOL GUD THING DEY DIDNT STEEL DA GEWD STUFF, LEIK DA PS3. LAWL!!!!"
Battlemage
Battlemage
Joined: Apr 17, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Nice big screen...
Ballard
Ballard
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Oh man this really sucks guys. I'm sorry to hear it. I can't believe the cops didn't catch them after they came back (probably for the aforementioned wii and ps3, etc.). Did you guys have insurance? I hope so.

johngarcia3475
Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
that sucks but what about your gamerscore
mooseblade
mooseblade
Joined: Feb 10, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
you guys need more robots, and automated defense turrets. maybe the local pawn shops will have the xbox's.
Minhoto
Minhoto
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
ill be back for the tv
Altron
Altron
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
i thought you guys released the zombies at night to monitor the compound?
jwrebholz
jwrebholz
Joined: Jul 19, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Can't you get a carry permit? Oh wait I forgot..you're in the People's Republic of California.
UglykitteN
UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Well, on the bright side, since they didn't touch the PS3, the folding@home project is still running strong, and because of that, some horrible disease is going to get cured. So there's that...

kazam92
Joined: Mar 13, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
at least they didn't touch the precious gamecube
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
And I see about 7 good posts got in before the inevitable "OMG U GUYS R NOOBSAUCEBURRITOS 360 WILL ALWAYZ WIN KUZ PS3 SUX FANBOYS!!!!" comment.
observationsl4ve
observationsl4ve
Joined: Aug 10, 2007
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
lol, they took the xboxes, but not the ps3s?

Frankfurter209
Joined: Nov 16, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
That's very hypocritical of you De-Ting
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Apr 18th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
And that's very ignorant of you. Wii = rare, PS3 = $$$. Hence, more important than 360. Now go away.
malakian
malakian
Joined: Nov 9, 2002
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Lol. I like the way both UglykitteN and De-Ting have tried in vain to disguise your own teeth-bared fanboy leanings with macro-analytical posts on how there are other posts here sticking up for a corner you don't like in console favouritism. That makes you an impartial and balanced observer! Especially with the embedded interpretation of the said posts with poor spelling, dire syntax and caps all over. Not quite the originals, if you have a look. Very Jack Thompson. I'd love to do a language study on video gamers. Tough break, Duke! Though that is a large television. So count your blessings, my grandma always said...
Barth_Vader
Barth_Vader
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Hey, at least you still have your Wii, right? Right?

Coldeath
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 7:02 am
jwrebholz, I was thinking the same thing. lol. Concealed carry ftw. CCW saved my grandmothers life, and whatever possessions the guy could have left with. Yay for having rights in 49/50 states!
devfiz
devfiz
Joined: Jul 19, 2006
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Wait, I'm pretty sure the PS3s are zip-tied down, correct? It was in a picture showcasing Dr. PS3, buried somewhere in the manifesto. The 360s seemed like a more obvious choice: There are two of them, only one Wii. They weern't secured, either.
Odbarc
Odbarc
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Can I turn myself in for that 100$?
Lien
Lien
Joined: Feb 1, 2008
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 9:58 am
So... I take it that the review for GTA4 will be delayed then?
TheNesMan
TheNesMan
Joined: Nov 23, 2003
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 10:43 am
The robbers must've been overwhelmed when they saw all of those games and gaming systems.
UglykitteN
UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 10:43 am
The only console I have is a Sega Genesis. So yes, I am a huge 360 and/or PS3 fanboy and tried oh so hard to hide my inner feelings with blatant sarcasm.
andydawg1988
andydawg1988
Joined: Mar 22, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 10:49 am
You guys should all carry guns! That way when dippy criminal comes back you can take him down.
acdibble
acdibble
Joined: Jul 11, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Who put those stickers on the rock band drum kit?
Gabyea
Gabyea
Joined: Nov 16, 2005
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 11:39 am
strange, a fanboy in game revolution(de-ting), i though this was one of those few pages where relative smart people hang around, maby the end is near.
fsbabs
fsbabs
Joined: Mar 29, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Sorry to hear you got broken into Duke.
sparky87
sparky87
Joined: Nov 4, 2006
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
why couldnt they break into g4 instead? but no they have to hit GR, one of the few sites around that actually care about gaming.
daemon45
daemon45
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Oh yeah, Sparky, they did break into G4 but there was nothing for them to steal. They really had you fooled that they actually play the games they review, huh? *laughs* No no no, they have a much simpler "donation" style system: whichever companies pay them enough get the best reviews.
daemon45
daemon45
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Since it probably wasn't immediately obvious, the above is praise for GR. Also, I out and out forgot to give the GR crew my condolences, and wish them luck with catching t3h baddies.
crazycracker22
crazycracker22
Joined: Jun 24, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Zombiebot r my friend!!!11! I shall solve this crime!
flippy7252005
flippy7252005
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
except for the broken shelf and missing 360's, thats a pretty nice setup.

Mod-Chip
Joined: Dec 27, 2001
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Yeah, that is a killer setup. I say it is pretty shameless of them, especially to be coming back. I just hope they won't sell the X-box 360s because then they could get away with it. But Yeah, that is a killer setup. I'd like to see more of the compound!
Eyebrowsbv31
Eyebrowsbv31
Joined: Nov 24, 2005
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Lucky they weren't armed gang members and just petty criminals. Could of been dead.
splinter1991
splinter1991
Joined: Jan 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
That Entertainment center is straight up bad ass
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Apr 19th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Gabyea, I shall take pity on you for such a jump-to-conclusion.
DBucks8
DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Coldeath: you would shoot and possibly kill someone for stealing your X360? thats messed up. De-Ting: quit gettin so worked up. your a fan boy, its alright. GR: im sorry you got robbed, gettin robbed sucks.
vinkrukken
vinkrukken
Joined: Dec 26, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:24 am
The perfect crime, must be an insider job.
Padain
Padain
Joined: Mar 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 11:44 am
my apt got robbed a couple weeks ago while my roomate and i were NEXT DOOR. we came back and the door was locked and i was like wtf? walked in and the back door is wide open and they took my roomies laptop and like 300 out of a girls purse. unfortunantly for them my roomate is 6'5 and about 250 and some people saw them coming in...so whether or not the guys my roomate beat the **** out of stole it or not...it made us feel better
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
It's just everyone is so quick to call someone a fanboy nowadays. I suppose the thieves are Xbox fanboys for stealing the 360s only then, huh? *epicrolleyes*
daemon45
daemon45
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
DBucks: It's not shooting someone for stealing your 360, it's shooting someone for invading the sanctity of your property with malicious intent and without your permission. If you found someone breaking into your house in the middle of the night, you wouldn't use a firearm if you had it (registered and all)? I would. I've had nightmares about people breaking into my apartment and bringing harm to my wife, or my parents house and harming my family. Does it matter that they may only have intended to steal something? No, because stealing isn't kosher either, especially when it's from people in my financial situation. That ties in quite nicely with the fact that while I'm sure GR can replace the lost systems, it's money that could be better spent elsewhere - like paying their writers. Or did you forget there's no paid membership to GR?
DBucks8
DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
This is the problem with people: no one has any respect for life. No, i would not shoot someone who broke into my house. It would piss me off, make me feel extremely uncomfortable, and extremely cautious. But no, I would not take their life because of it. That is just a messed up mentality: breaking & entering deserves death? Are people that freaking paranoid? My father has been a fireman for the past 20 years and he has never been on or heard of a breaking and entering run where someone defended themselves with a gun.
DBucks8
DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Do you know what the majority of these B&E-related runs happen to be? A paranoid resident with a hand gun shoots and kills his dog, or worse, his teenager coming home late. Shooting someone isn't going to get them out of your house or prevent future B&Es, its only going to mortally wound them. I know what your saying Daemon, the mere idea of someone intruding in on my property makes me sick to my stomach, i just think guns are ****ed up.
Murrow
Murrow
Joined: Feb 19, 2008
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Wait, Grand Theft XBox 2? This is a sequel?

mrtuesday42
Joined: Jun 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
robbery sucks mates. altho, wtf were they doing coming back without a damn fine excuse with the cops all over the place...****ing amateurs. as for shooting a burglar, meh. this isnt the wild west where we ****ing shoot anything that moves, more than likely the burglar will **** himself, drop it and run if he even hears a gun. ive known of people who had unloaded guns and done as much effect. and if the burglar doesnt run but instead pulls a gun, well you best be prepared or its gonna be more than a b&e. good luck GR crew, you are some damn fine reviewers.

mrtuesday42
Joined: Jun 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
oh and as for what sells, wii and ps3 sell much faster but they are more high profile than ANOTHER 360 for sale at 100-250$. so its a mixed bag why the took those, could be that there were 2 so they were drawn to quick with the alarms going, i woulda taken the custom rock band **** and/or the tv but thats just me mates.
stevedave
stevedave
Joined: Mar 21, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Yea duke, don't you wish you had a gun? Then you could have shot the kid in the spine as he ran away. That would have made you feel waaaay better about having your toy stolen. You could have been all like, 'HELL YEA BIOTCH, that'll teach you to break into my office!'
Teriblthundrlzrd
Teriblthundrlzrd
Joined: Oct 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. Fortunatly the cops found my 360 at a Pawn Shop and got the guy. Unfortunatly they're keeping it for evidence till the trial (been 2 months now) And the Son of a B^tch sold off my Hard drive controlers and games before pawning it. Also I have left my account active GRIM MrFreeze, and occasionally someone logs onto it. Cops can't do squat about it. Anyone have any ideas?
Teriblthundrlzrd
Teriblthundrlzrd
Joined: Oct 1, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Oh and for all you 360 haters. The reason for the crooks taking the 360s and not the PS3 is the same reason their were 2 360s and only one lonely little PS3s. The 360 has more and usually better games...end of story.
stevedave
stevedave
Joined: Mar 21, 2007
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Yea duke, don't you wish you had a gun? Then you could have shot the kid in the spine as he ran away. That would have made you feel waaaay better about having your toy stolen. You could have been all like, 'HELL YEA BIOTCH, that'll teach you to break into my office!'

wakertwojerk2
Joined: Apr 20, 2008
Posted: Apr 20th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
The same thing happened to these guys I know. Two years ago, their PS2 was stolen out of their living room. But they never got the guy. So they got another one, and they came back and stole this one too. But one of the guys in the shower saw him and bolted after him NAKED. Chased him down 2 flights of stairs to a parking lot where he lost him.
Tyrranis
Tyrranis
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 1:48 am
That sucks big time. Oh, and is it just me or is there a black 360 in the right-hand side of the cabinet?
devfiz
devfiz
Joined: Jul 19, 2006
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 2:41 am
Tyrranis, they have 2 PS3s. One of them is running Folding@Home 24/7. Also, they're secured to the cabinet with zip-ties, or something. I already mentioned this.
daemon45
daemon45
Joined: Apr 3, 2007
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 3:13 am
DBucks, it's not that you'd shoot them for breaking and entering, but for threatening your family. Obviously you'd give them some kind of option (to GTFO, or stick around while you call the police, or something) before firing, but if everyone were armed perhaps people wouldn't be so quick to do each other wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. I sincerely wish that people wouldn't hurt each other and that we wouldn't even have to have this debate. Unfortunately, people as a whole suck.
Servcrow
Servcrow
Joined: Jun 18, 2007
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 7:12 am
My condolences on the loss of property...but wow, only on GR can one go from shared anger on the theft to fanboy name calling to a debate on carrying and using concealed weapons with some G4 bashing thrown in for good measure! Jeebus Bless the U.S.A. of G.R.! Yeah, I'm with Murrow btw...this has happened BEFORE??
Duke_Ferris
Duke_Ferris
Joined: Apr 1, 1996
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 11:00 am
murrow, servcrow. yep. happened before a couple years ago. same thing too, they took the 360's and ran before the cops got there. i'm off to target today to buy replacements. d

Gadriel
Joined: Feb 4, 2008
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Guys, Duke doesn't need a gun, he needs an entire defense system, complete with turrets, anti-intrusion laser fences, and chocolate. Every defense system must have chocolate.
DBucks8
DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I know what your sayin daemon, i do agree with you to some extent. What GR needs is to hire a couple of SPARTANs to just chill at the compound, i hear they are a dime a dozen... or just 1 solid snake.
madster111
madster111
Joined: Jun 4, 2006
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:16 pm
^ The chocolate makes the enemys (IE, robbers) stop for a few seconds... just enough time for the Guard huskys to tear their balls off. ..Duke, get 2 more Xbox's and open them up.. lo jack the *****es :p
Tyrranis
Tyrranis
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 am
devfiz: Oh, my apologies. The reflection looked like the shiny strip on the front of the CD tray.
acdibble
acdibble
Joined: Jul 11, 2007
Posted: May 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
You should have someone sleep there until they come back.

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