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How To Catch A Console Thief
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Posted on Tuesday, December 16 @ 17:34:52 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
It may not work for us because I doubt that PS3 will function after the abuse it was subjected to, but if anyone can get our console back, it's Ryan Kestenberg.
 The Missouri State student's Xbox 360 was recently stolen, according to their student newspaper's website. However, much like our thieves here at GR, they failed to take the controllers.
So by walking around the dorm building and noting where the controller would disconnect (at a range of about 30 feet) he was able to triangulate the location of his stolen Xbox.
The controller connected to the Xbox on the fourth, fifth and sixth floors of Hutchens but not on the third floor and seventh floor, so through process of elimination, Ketsenburg said he figured out that the stolen Xbox must be on the fifth floor.
Following the controller's signal, Ketsenburg said he was able to pinpoint the room where his Xbox was stolen.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
So Ketsenberg got his 360 back, and plans to prosecute the thief to the full extent of the law. Awesome.
Now all we have to do is take our PS3 controller and drive around Oakland until the little red light stops flashing...
And while this has nothing to do with it, the WoW shoe attack must be seen.
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acdibble
Joined: Jul 11, 2007
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 6:11 pm |
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| WoW shoe attack. priceless. And that is a very creative way to find a stole Xbox. |
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UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 6:58 pm |
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| Nerf Bush. |
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alpine
Joined: Oct 3, 2007
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 7:40 pm |
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| nerf him! |
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NickKmet
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 8:55 pm |
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| he's lucky those people were actually in his dorm building. |
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madster111
Joined: Jun 4, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 9:07 pm |
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| Haha, all of the above is epic win. |
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Eyebrowsbv31
Joined: Nov 24, 2005
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 9:28 pm |
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See, the smartest of people come from MIssouri, from Harry Truman to the guys that founded Woot.com, we got the best in the midwest.
That's why we voted John McCain, to spite Chicago. |
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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm |
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| "Dodge. Blocked. Knockdown." |
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HybridMistake
Joined: Nov 8, 2005
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm |
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This is why gifs will never disappear.
They take an already hilarious event, and make it funnier.
And then loop it eternally. |
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Green_Lantern
Joined: Nov 6, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 16th, 2008 at 10:25 pm |
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| Man, he needs to clean up his UI.It's all sorts a cluttered. |
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dustybacon
Joined: Dec 13, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 17th, 2008 at 1:12 am |
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| The attack, while hilarious, is obviously futile. Nobody can solo skull mobs! |
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LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
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| Posted: Dec 17th, 2008 at 8:46 am |
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| Oh man.I love that gif. |
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Lien
Joined: Feb 1, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 17th, 2008 at 3:12 pm |
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| something is telling me this scene will be repeated by more then two thousand people when Bush will walk out the White house in January. |
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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 17th, 2008 at 7:55 pm |
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| ^He's going to ninja-dodge four thousand shoes? I'm not going to miss that. |
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Ashalar
Joined: Jan 17, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 12:12 am |
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Bush was speeching in the Thousand Needles?
Does this mean that Bush is Alliance? |
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paradox0
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 7:23 am |
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| Gotta love Bush's face. He's like "Are you kidding me?" |
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MindEclipse
Joined: Jan 9, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am |
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Hahaha, that .gif is genius.
Unlike the guy who started tossing shoes. |
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gammajack10
Joined: Nov 23, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm |
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| Well, what a clever way to find your xbox 360. That is all. |
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Mitchy_Slick_253
Joined: Jul 30, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 9:55 pm |
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| GO TO THE PAWN SHOP. 100 BUCKS SAYS YOUR CONSOLE IS THERE UNLESS SOMEONE ALREADY BOUGHT IT |
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Lentium
Joined: Jan 10, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 18th, 2008 at 10:47 pm |
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| mitchy owes someone 100 bucks. |
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Tylzen
Joined: Jan 21, 2008
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| Posted: Dec 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am |
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| In theory you could use its Mac address and track it down if it connected to PSN :D |
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druglord
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
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| Posted: Dec 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm |
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| Mitchy has idea. |
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